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To: chance33_98
*Spouse Ping*
2 posted on
04/13/2004 7:14:27 AM PDT by
LadyShallott
("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
To: LadyShallott
Your family members get screennames just in order to communicate with you.
Though I guess you had that covered here:
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.
;-) Good list!
3 posted on
04/13/2004 7:16:13 AM PDT by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: LadyShallott
You yell "PING!" to get the attention of your wife in the other room.
You tell your cats that their Little Friskies is actually made from roasted trolls.
4 posted on
04/13/2004 7:17:12 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
To: LadyShallott
You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.
You mean like this?
Owl_Eagle
”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores
5 posted on
04/13/2004 7:17:16 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
("Kill my boss? Dare I live the American Dream?" ~ Homer Simpson)
To: LadyShallott; carlo3b; LadyX; Billie; ofMagog; TexasCowboy; Scuttlebutt; parsifal; Fred Mertz
I have Freeped on a 1200 baud cell phone connection, back when you paid fifty cents a minutes for a air time.
I am doing better now, my doctor tells me.
To: netmilsmom
Just for fun. :)
7 posted on
04/13/2004 7:18:18 AM PDT by
LadyShallott
("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
To: LadyShallott
8 posted on
04/13/2004 7:19:00 AM PDT by
Diogenesis
(If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
To: LadyShallott
I can't read news on a regular news site because I can't post comments and everybody deserves my opinion.
11 posted on
04/13/2004 7:20:38 AM PDT by
biblewonk
(The only book worth reading, and reading, and reading.)
To: LadyShallott
You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker. LMBO!!! Not that I would know anything about this...
12 posted on
04/13/2004 7:21:19 AM PDT by
retrokitten
(Because nobody suspects the butterfly!)
To: LadyShallott
"You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker."
I have seen a car in the parking lot with a John Kerry campaign bumper sticker on the PAINT of the trunk. I want to slap them reeeeallly hard.
13 posted on
04/13/2004 7:22:12 AM PDT by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: LadyShallott
You tell your friends "I'll bump ya later on."
To: LadyShallott
15 posted on
04/13/2004 7:24:30 AM PDT by
chance33_98
(Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
To: LadyShallott
when you can't get away from the computer, no matter what time it is....
My wife has told me,
If you could only spend as much time with your kids as you do on FreeRepublic life would be better.
I chose FreeRepublic!
17 posted on
04/13/2004 7:26:26 AM PDT by
The Mayor
(Death separates us for a time; Christ will reunite us forever.)
To: LadyShallott
You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien. WHO TOLD Y--!
er...I mean..."that's interesting."
18 posted on
04/13/2004 7:26:28 AM PDT by
Prime Choice
(Leftists claim Bush is a terrorist. So why aren't they trying to appease him?)
To: LadyShallott; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Howlin
You're watching FOXNews and jump up and race to the P.C. when they mention a story related to a Moose or Cheese.
Owl_Eagle
”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores
20 posted on
04/13/2004 7:27:25 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
("Kill my boss? Dare I live the American Dream?" ~ Homer Simpson)
To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are A Freeper When.....You dress up like a devil in July, not even during an election year, just to pi$$ of Hitlery Klintoon.
21 posted on
04/13/2004 7:28:11 AM PDT by
Just another Joe
(Monthly donors are better lovers)
To: LadyShallott
You use "hugh", "vey" and "series" in normal conversation, and wonder why people look at you funny...
22 posted on
04/13/2004 7:29:15 AM PDT by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: LadyShallott
You know you are a Freeper when you are watching the cable news shows and keep reaching for a Post Reply button.
23 posted on
04/13/2004 7:30:05 AM PDT by
Pete
To: LadyShallott
You notice the Bush/Cheney sticker on the bumper of the US Mail delivery vehicle and are NOT offended...
SLedgeCS
25 posted on
04/13/2004 7:32:07 AM PDT by
SledgeCS
(If you call me a European-American, get ready for a fight over that INSULT...)
To: LadyShallott
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”. You didn't, did you?
28 posted on
04/13/2004 7:35:01 AM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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