You Know You Are A Freeper When......You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage. You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998. You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker. You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien. You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your...