[JoeSixPack1]

You know you are a Freeper when your printer becomes a distibution point for worthy news articles!

[codyjacksmom]

A so true Ping...

[chance33_98]

You know you're a freeper when you say more to your spouse on FR threads than you do when you're at home with her :)

[al baby]

You Know your a freeper when you wake up in the middle of the night and its not your prostate you just want to check breaking news to see whats up

[theFIRMbss]

>You Know You Are A Freeper When .....

... characters out of the Wizard of Oz become political things . . .

[netmilsmom]

Great LIST!!
I loved Chance's too and tried posting to it but it didn't take. I tried to add...
"You know you are married to a FReeper when your wife says she couldn't get the laundry done or make dinner because Dog posted a Breaking News story on Iraq then you run to catch up on the 1000 posts."
(That has happened here twice)

>>You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.<<

This is a true story. One of the teachers at my daughter's charter school had a jeep covered with liberal bumperstickers. The spare tire had a cover with a big smilie face. Everytime I saw the thing I wanted to barf.
When I decided to pull Net out to home school, I had already bought 5 bumperstickers from ProtestWarriors to stick all over the giant smilie as I left. Only Dad stopped me.

[babyface00]

You watch the evening news only to discover you read about all the stories last week on FR, and you have a better grasp of the details than the news anchor does.

[Eagle Eye]

Wow. By those definitions I'm no Freeper because I have a life.

Damn.

[Allegra]

A true FReeper uses FR as their primary source of news.

There is no better place to get comprehensive, up-to-the-minute news coverage.

And when you do something looney like I have and move waaayyy far away to another century and all, FR is a lifeline.

[Johnny Gage]

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker

You see a liberal bumper sticker, you yell ZOT! and start calling for the "The Viking Kitties"

[mitchbert]

...you keep important work items you need to revisit in a Desktop folder named "Bump for Later."

[Cooter]

Your office mates come to you for breaking news.

[ken5050]

LOL......kewl..most excellent...

FYI...if you watch C-span 2 with your spouse, you can enjoy "intimate" moments during the Senate quorum calls, andn they play superb classical music to boot...OTOH..if, in the thralls of passion, Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd takes the floor, well, it can really, really, REALLY inhibit things...

[GreenLanternCorps]

You name your daughter JimRob...

You complain to your boss that this work stuff is getting in the way of freeping...

[#1CTYankee]

You hook up your laptop, sit in a chair next to your wife (In a hospital bed) and continue posting while she gives birth

See Post titled having a baby.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You know it is not *real news* unless it is posted on Free Republic.

[chance33_98]

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

Let's just hope next time you don't get pregnant in an old RV while camping and then deliver the baby while watching Jerry Springer at the hospital.....

[DBrow]

..when you are in a "real world" discussion and realize you want to link to a 300 page government report to prove your point.

...when nobody you eat lunch with knows what "sheeple" are.

[Billthedrill]

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

I'm on a health kick - I substitute "beer" for "smokes." I've worked "Visine" in there as well...not too many calories...

[chance33_98]

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