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Strangest Burger King Promotion Site Ever (Tell Live 'Subservient Chicken' What to Do)
Burger King Brands Inc. ^
| April 14, 2004
| guy in a chicken suit
Posted on 04/14/2004 8:48:16 AM PDT by threat matrix
From what I can tell, it really works.
And not a lot of people have found it yet..
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: burgerking
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posted on
04/14/2004 10:26:34 AM PDT
by
Sally'sConcerns
(It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
To: Sofa King
"I tried "kill yourself", but it didn't work..."Try "play dead," and hang onto your chair...
142
posted on
04/14/2004 10:29:59 AM PDT
by
redhead
(Patriotism is a moral choice)
To: threat matrix
143
posted on
04/14/2004 10:30:16 AM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(Why is the mother's life more valuable than the baby's!!)
To: threat matrix
Great, now I'm going to be playing with this chicken all day.
144
posted on
04/14/2004 10:32:33 AM PDT
by
k2blader
(Some folks should worry less about how conservatives vote and more about how to advance conservatism)
To: threat matrix
It takes "abandon hope," which implies an appreciation for early text-based games like Adventure (later Zork) and Dungeon on the part of the programmers.
To: Interesting Times
It takes "abandon hope," which implies an appreciation for early text-based games like Adventure (later Zork) and Dungeon on the part of the programmers. Then again, maybe it just picked off the string "hop"...
To: threat matrix
Ha ha. I typed, "Act like Kerry after he loses this fall" and the chicken grabbed his chest and fell on the floor.
147
posted on
04/14/2004 10:42:02 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: threat matrix; MeeknMing
"Find John Kerry's girlfriends hiding from Theresa."
To: k2blader
Trust me, you SHOULD NOT play with your chicken all day!
To: threat matrix
IT's FAKE!!! They just pick one of several motions that vaguely reflect what you asked him to do.
150
posted on
04/14/2004 11:21:03 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: bogdanPolska12
haha ! Glad you got a laugh out of this ! ;^)
151
posted on
04/14/2004 11:22:26 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
To: threat matrix
Why does he have garters on? If we are going to ask about fetishes, maybe we should start with the chicken suit?
152
posted on
04/14/2004 11:25:17 AM PDT
by
thackney
(Life is Fragile, Handle with Prayer)
To: Eaker
"strangest thing on FR" ping
153
posted on
04/14/2004 11:26:18 AM PDT
by
thackney
(Life is Fragile, Handle with Prayer)
To: dangus
IT's FAKE!!! They just pick one of several motions that vaguely reflect what you asked him to do. So it isn't a real chicken taking commands from the web???
Well, shoot, now you have spoiled it for us all.
154
posted on
04/14/2004 11:39:54 AM PDT
by
TN4Liberty
(Next they will be saying that Santa is a fake.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Really weird!! I told him to clean house and he straightened the pillows but never picked up whatever is in the floor. LOL
Thanks for the ping, CG
155
posted on
04/14/2004 11:40:54 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(God Bless our Troops! God Bless President Bush! God Bless America!!!)
To: threat matrix; Mo1; StriperSniper
I'll never eat chicken again.
I've tried ballet, disco, jumping jacks, squat....they've all worked so far.
To: Conspiracy Guy
158
posted on
04/14/2004 11:47:41 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Become a monthly donor on FR. No amount is too small and monthly giving is the way to go !)
I typed in DRUNK, and he went and got a bottle of beer off the shelf and drank it!
To: mass55th
I told him to do a Bill Clinton impersonation. I saw him laugh.
160
posted on
04/14/2004 11:49:55 AM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
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