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RNC Announces Index De Le Miserables
Republican National Committee ^ | April 13, 2004

Posted on 04/16/2004 6:15:54 PM PDT by RWR8189

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Christine Iverson
202-863-8614

Washington, DC— Today the Republican National Committee released the Index De Le Miserables (IDM). The IDM is calculated based on four factors including proposed spending beyond current budget proposals; tax increases necessary to pay for spending increases; announced tax increases; and number of additional days Americans will have to work before they are working for themselves.

“What do the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and John Kerry’s misery index have in common? Hint, it’s not their positive outlook.,” said RNC Communications Director Jim Dyke.

Index De Le Miserables

1. Proposed additional spending-- $1.9 trillion Senator Kerry promised 85 new programs on the campaign trail. Senator Kerry has since said he can’t pay for them all, but has not identified which promises he will not keep. The spending number is based on third party citations and does not include 44 other programs for which there is no cost estimate. http://www.gop.com/spendometer
IDM—10.23 

2. Tax Increases (unaccounted for) -- $1.2 trillion Senator Kerry has promised to cut the deficit in half in four years. Giving him the benefit of the doubt that he intends to keep this promise he would have to raise taxes equivalent to his spending promises.
IDM—6.10

3. Tax Increases (accounted for) -- $658 billion Senator Kerry has promised to raise taxes on 741,001 businesses, 52,135 farms, 230,933 small businesses, 713,050 self employed. Of course the IDM for these folks is off the charts.
IDM—4.13

Total Kerry IDM—20.46

Question and Answers for the Index De Le Miserables

What is the origin of the IDM?
Kerry campaign made up a misery index so we did too.

How did you create the IDM?
Same way the Kerry campaign did.

Are you aware that since its inception over 20 years ago the ‘Misery Index’ has been defined as a combination of unemployment + inflation?
Yes.

Is it strictly coincidence that the Kerry IDM is the same as the 1980 Carter MI of 20.46?
Maybe.


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: gop; idm; kerry; rnc

1 posted on 04/16/2004 6:15:54 PM PDT by RWR8189
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To: RWR8189
LOL, somebody has a sense of humor.
2 posted on 04/16/2004 6:18:12 PM PDT by jwalsh07 (REMEMBER FABRIZIO!)
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To: RWR8189
Heheheh.
3 posted on 04/16/2004 6:19:22 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: jwalsh07
I particularly like the title in FRENCH!! HA!
4 posted on 04/16/2004 6:20:12 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple
Yeah, I kind of liked that myself. :-} Very creative. Hopefully, young blood turning out good work.
5 posted on 04/16/2004 6:21:25 PM PDT by jwalsh07 (REMEMBER FABRIZIO!)
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To: RWR8189
More dirty campaigning from the GOP ;)
6 posted on 04/16/2004 6:21:35 PM PDT by Mr. Buzzcut
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The hardest I've laughed in a week...
7 posted on 04/16/2004 6:22:55 PM PDT by Lyford
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To: Miss Marple
I know that these two make me miserable.


8 posted on 04/16/2004 6:32:35 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I am trying to stop an outbreak here and you are driving the monkey to the airport!)
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To: RWR8189; Coop
The guy who did this deserves a raise. Well done.
9 posted on 04/16/2004 6:35:57 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Bernard Marx; pacpam; hoppity; MayflowerMadam; capitan_refugio; Kviteseid; Val E. Girl; merry10; ...

I love this idea!! Very funny and effective!


Ventura County Ping!



(Please let me know if you want on or off the Ventura County Ping list)
10 posted on 04/16/2004 7:47:21 PM PDT by Rabid Dog (Join your FreeRepublic Chapter and make a difference!)
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To: RWR8189
I need a misery index every time I see Kerry on TV.
11 posted on 04/16/2004 8:28:58 PM PDT by GiveEmDubya (IQ Test: Which of these words is not like the other 3? {Honesty; Integrity; Firmness; Kerry})
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To: RWR8189
Index De Le Miserables

Nice post, BUT the French is incorrect. The correct version:

Index Des Misérables

12 posted on 04/17/2004 5:10:11 PM PDT by exDemMom (Think like a liberal? Oxymoron!)
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