CAPTION KERRY: Out for a bike ride.

http://story.news.yahoo.com ^ | 4-25-04 | Steven Senne,Brian Snyder

[Thinkin' Gal]

These photos deserve the Officer Poncherello "You're a Homo" award. Somebody have it handy?

[AnAmericanMother]

Cajungirl, you're right about the helmets. I had a friend in high school who suffered a serious injury because she wasn't wearing a helmet.

But did y'all notice that his helmet harness is loose and flapping around his head? No use to have a helmet on if you don't adjust the harness properly.

And I agree about his pipe-cleaner legs. I'm just an occasional bike rider, but I ride horses every week, and I've got more calf muscle than he does.

[mrtysmm]

"wearing black spandex bike pants, a long-sleeved yellow shirt, and a yellow bike helmet"

And the dems have the nerve to make comments about Bush being a cheerleader. They should look at themselves before critisizing Bush.

[HighWheeler]

Tour de Fraud

[mystery-ak]

One question....Where did he find long enough chin strap?

[Brett66]

What a clown! He might have the 12 year-old vote sewn up though......

He makes an irresistable target for Photoshop spoofing.

[Tijeras_Slim]

[JoeGar]

Never trust a man afraid to ride a bike without wearing one of those funny-looking helmets.

[HighWheeler]

"And I agree about his pipe-cleaner legs. I'm just an occasional bike rider, but I ride horses every week, and I've got more calf muscle than he does."

Well, AnAmericanMother, as I always say, "cowboys like fat calves"

heheh

[LADY J]

Kerry in spandex

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On the way to his ballet class.

[Moonmad27]

As if it wasn't obvious this was for photo op only, the Buffalo Soldiers shirt just makes it clear. Bet the price tag was just cut off that helmet a few minutes earlier. Whatever this guy does trying to look "sporty", he ALWAYS looks like a total dork who's only there for the cameras. However, he should keep doing this - he'll be a national laughing stock by November (if he stays in the race that long).

[HighWheeler]

Well Brett66, the American Media Jackasses are now going to run with this photo, without any clue that it's a humorous, fabricated, editorial photo. They will later say AH HAH!! another fake from the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!

[tapatio]

I've been a soldier, a skier, a biker, a senator, a flip and a flop

I've been up and down and over and out and I just can't stop

Each time I find myself flat on my face

I pick myself up and get on my bike and race

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

John Kerry sings Reggae's greatest hits:
"buffalo soldier
bread line pasta
buffalo soldiers
I always blame America
whoa ho ho
whoa ho ho yoddiedoughdough
yo ho ho
and a bottle of rum"

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Get outta my way!!

[TN4Liberty]

It must have been hard finding a place where he could coast for two hours.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Thanks! As an added bonus, it looks like they sport the same hairstyle.

[elli1]

Look at how his bike's colors (Yellow and orange) are picked up in his shirt and helmet.

Yeah--fashion statement Kerry reminds me of those old timey paper doll kits. The kind where you got the basic two-dimensional figurine & cut out different clothes & bent the tab over the figurine to dress ''her''. He's like the Barbie doll of sports clothing.

[knarf]

Good one, tap.