[Skooz]

At the time of our wedding, my wife's best friend wore a 0. That's right, a zero.

That has been my wife's standard of perfection ever since. You can't reason with a sickness like that.

[Little Pig]

At one point not too long ago, my wife was a 00 (double zero). She still trys for a zero when she can get away with it. She'll take 2 if I can convince her that maybe that particular brand just runs small. The main problem is that she also wears petite, so it becomes doubly hard to find reasonable clothing: whatever is still on the rack is poorly styled or unwearable. At the moment her "delicate condition" is making it particularly hard to find clothing (do small ladies not get pregnant? I guess my wife missed that memo). I shudder to think what the styles will be by the time my kid ready.