Ya gota do one to G&S's "I Am a Pirate King!"
I AM A VIET VET ("I Am a Pirate King")
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Oh, better far to live than die
As about my wounds I lie,
And play my sanctimonious parts
With a silver star and three purple hearts.
Away to the stateside world I flew,
Where gigolos are well-to-do;
Then I did exploit the life I've set,
And live and die a Viet Vet.
For I am a Viet Vet!
And it is, it is how I hedge my bet
I am a Viet Vet!
For I am a Viet Vet!
(You are!
Hurrah for the Viet Vet!)
And it is, it is how I hedge my bet
I am a Viet Vet.
(It is!
Hurrah for the Viet Vet!
Hurrah for the Viet Vet!)
When I sally to be President
I treat myself with a royal bent.
I never fall, it's true, you see
Unless I'm tripped by an S.O.B;
For thrity years in D.C. I've got
A record of doing diddley-squat;
Just watch me keep the focus on
My four-month tour in Vietnam!
For I am a Viet Vet!
And it is, it is how I hedge my bet
I am a Viet Vet!
For I am a Viet Vet!
(You are!
Hurrah for the Viet Vet!)
And it is, it is how I hedge my bet
I am a Viet Vet.
(It is!
Hurrah for the Viet Vet!
Hurrah for the Viet Vet!)
Bump to DFU...