[BJClinton]

Thought I'd share, I had to deal with my HMO recently.

[bobo1]

Moderation in all things. All things are lawful. Pray over all food with thanksgiving to God. God gave us canine teeth, designed to rip and tear flesh.

Eat what you want in moderation. Don't inject a mouse with the equivalent of 900 bottles of sacharine to prove it leads to cancer.

Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

Blessings, Bobo

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Of course the late great stand-up comic, Victor Bono put it quiet succinctly:

I’m fat! I’m fat!
That’s all there is to that!
You might think it etiquette,
To say that I am heavy set,
Or just big boned,
you wanna bet?
I’m Fat! I’m Fat! I’m Fat!

Portly, chubby, plump, and stout
Everyone’s a diplomat!
Why not let it all hang out
And go ahead and call me Fat!

And please, don’t think you’re being kind,
By pretending to be blind.
Just take a look at my behi…er…physique!
There’s just one word….FAT!

You know.....

The fella who sell marijuana,
Could walk down the street like a saint,
And his sister may seem a Madonna,
But the vice squad could prove she ain’t!
I’m guilty of imperfect diet,
My waist shows I’m Pizze-Pie prone,
I know it’s no good to deny it,
Now who wants to cast the first stone?

(Or perhaps to be a bit more blunt.)

Although my belt may not be svelte,
I’ve never felt disgusted,
The kind of pot that I have got,
Will never get me busted.