Posted on 05/14/2004 6:24:35 PM PDT by doug from upland
John Kerry...Heinz-Kerry
Flippity floppin'...there he goes again
Seems that he will never stop...flippity flop, flippity flop
Flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity floppin' along
You need only here him speak, you know he really is a phony
He does not fall down on snowboards...he's so full of baloney
His campaign is in a mess...before "no" he voted "yes"
John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away
John Kerry...Heinz-Kerry
Flippity floppin'...there he goes again
Seems that he will never stop...flippity flop, flippity flop
Flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity floppin' along
There's a problem he has caused and it is really time to settle
For his war crimes do we give him a ribbon or a medal
His campaign is in a mess...before "no" he voted "yes"
John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away
John Kerry...Heinz-Kerry
Flippity floppin'...there he goes again
Seems that he will never stop...flippity flop, flippity flop
Flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity floppin' along
He had lied about the meeting that he had in Kansas City
To be shooting senators...well, that isn't very pretty
His campaign is in a mess...before "no" he voted "yes"
John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away
John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away
Per your request.
singing da song!!! thanks doug!
Plot Outline: Loosely based on Frankie Laine's popular record with the same title, Gene protects his friend's claim from badguy Sam Brady.
2004 Remake: George Bush protects the United States from the Islamofascist terrorist b*st*rds and the DemocRATS.
Wow! That's a zinger, Doug!
Funny!
I've played with these lyrics:
Hang down your head, John Kerry
Hang down your head in shame,
Hang down your head John Kerry,
For the 'Nam troops you defamed.
(Hang Down Your Head John Dooley)
<embed src="http://jokingjs.homestead.com/files/mule-train.mid" Width="45' height="45" true border="2">Mule-Train
The problem with embedding or even directly linking the MIDI is that it is taking bandwith from another site, which I am told is illegal. I used to embed the MIDIS before I knew, but almost always they would break the link. It is not that hard to go to the site I provided, open the music in Media Player, and click back for the lyrics.
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