DFU SONG: Mule Train (John Kerry flippity flops along)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - MULE TRAIN

John Kerry...Heinz-Kerry

Flippity floppin'...there he goes again
Seems that he will never stop...flippity flop, flippity flop
Flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity floppin' along

You need only here him speak, you know he really is a phony
He does not fall down on snowboards...he's so full of baloney
His campaign is in a mess...before "no" he voted "yes"
John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away

John Kerry...Heinz-Kerry

Flippity floppin'...there he goes again
Seems that he will never stop...flippity flop, flippity flop
Flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity floppin' along

There's a problem he has caused and it is really time to settle
For his war crimes do we give him a ribbon or a medal
His campaign is in a mess...before "no" he voted "yes"
John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away

John Kerry...Heinz-Kerry

Flippity floppin'...there he goes again
Seems that he will never stop...flippity flop, flippity flop
Flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity, flippity floppin' along

He had lied about the meeting that he had in Kansas City
To be shooting senators...well, that isn't very pretty
His campaign is in a mess...before "no" he voted "yes"
John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away

John Heinz-Kerry...Kerry, go away

[doug from upland]

By popular demand, here it is.

[doug from upland]

Per your request.

[YaYa123]

singing da song!!! thanks doug!

[doug from upland]

MULE TRAIN (1950) - starring Gene Autry

Plot Outline: Loosely based on Frankie Laine's popular record with the same title, Gene protects his friend's claim from badguy Sam Brady.

2004 Remake: George Bush protects the United States from the Islamofascist terrorist b*st*rds and the DemocRATS.

[Nail]

Google for 'waffles' and see who comes up first!

google waffles

[solzhenitsyn]

For his war crimes do we give him a ribbon or a medal

Wow! That's a zinger, Doug!

[T'wit]

Funny!

[doug from upland]

...there he goes again; that line was for you, Mr. President

[BlessedByLiberty]

I've played with these lyrics:



Hang down your head, John Kerry
Hang down your head in shame,
Hang down your head John Kerry,
For the 'Nam troops you defamed.

(Hang Down Your Head John Dooley)

[chainsaw]

Thanks doug - great. How do you embed the .mid with the lyrics? I tried it but it wouldn't work for me. We could have everyone on FR singing

<embed src="http://jokingjs.homestead.com/files/mule-train.mid" Width="45' height="45" true border="2">Mule-Train

[doug from upland]

The problem with embedding or even directly linking the MIDI is that it is taking bandwith from another site, which I am told is illegal. I used to embed the MIDIS before I knew, but almost always they would break the link. It is not that hard to go to the site I provided, open the music in Media Player, and click back for the lyrics.