Slippery Grease Bandits Make Slick Getaway

Slippery Grease Bandits Make Slick Getaway
Yahoo News ^ | May 14, 2004 | Reuters

Posted on 05/15/2004 1:02:35 AM PDT by endthematrix

OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - Oklahoma police are looking for grease bandits who made off with 5,000 pounds (2268 kg) of used cooking oil and grease from three restaurants.

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TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Oklahoma
KEYWORDS: bandits; cooking; fat; grease; lard; oklahoma; theft

"Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus" -Homer Simpson (Lard of the Dance)

1 posted on 05/15/2004 1:02:35 AM PDT by endthematrix

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To: endthematrix

What would someone want with all of that grease?

Is there a weapon that can be made of that?

2 posted on 05/16/2004 3:44:41 AM PDT by texasflower (in the event of the rapture.......the Bush White House will be unmanned)

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To: texasflower

Stick some in a friends shoe without his knowledge and wait...remember payback is a bitch!

3 posted on 05/16/2004 3:47:37 AM PDT by endthematrix (To enter my lane you must use your turn signal!)

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