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Service Oaths [Humor Break]
email ^ | 5/21/2004 | unk

Posted on 05/21/2004 1:24:18 PM PDT by COBOL2Java

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To: I got the rope
ROTFLMAO.

For the record, Rangers wear tan berets now.

21 posted on 05/21/2004 2:09:49 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (In WWII, not a single plane from the 8th Air Force turned back due to enemy fire.)
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To: ItsonlikeDonkeyKong

I can vouche for that. Spring training in high school football was tougher than USAF Basic. Even though I was in San Antonio, Tx in the middle of summer 100 + most days. I was very disappointed at the softness of physical activity.

If you want skills easier to fit the civilian world and a professional environment, go Air Force.

If you like being on ships, Navy.

If you want tough physical training and down in the dirt fighting, Army or Marines.

Coast Guard if you like little ships.

All branches will give you discipline and teamwork skills. What is your level of education and what would you like to do in the military are important questions to ask yourself. I have 2 nephews in the Marines and they love it. I have another nephew who served in the Navy and hated it.


22 posted on 05/21/2004 2:11:40 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag lines for sale or rent. Quips to rent 50 cents.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
"We the unknowing. Led by the uncaring. Have done so much, for so long, with so little. That we are now prepared to do it all with absolutely nothing, at all."

ROFL
I once saw a sign in an office that was similar.

It said: We the unwilling, lead by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much for so long with so little equipment that we are now qualified to anything at all with nothing.

23 posted on 05/21/2004 2:13:23 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: CholeraJoe

In SAC we all had little signs that said, "Be alert. SAC needs more lerts."


24 posted on 05/21/2004 2:14:06 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag lines for sale or rent. Quips to rent 50 cents.)
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To: Fiddlstix

Same thing. I've seen it 50 ways at least.


25 posted on 05/21/2004 2:15:05 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag lines for sale or rent. Quips to rent 50 cents.)
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To: COBOL2Java
After serving 20 years with the U.S Army, I fully agree with what was written about the Air Force!

Giggle, and thanks for the laugh.

26 posted on 05/21/2004 2:16:03 PM PDT by Hunble
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To: Conspiracy Guy

A colleague of mine was in SAC during the waning days of the Cold War.

He has a t-shirt with the SAC shield. Above the shield: "PEACE IS OUR PROFESSION."

Below the shield: "War is just our hobby."


27 posted on 05/21/2004 2:18:37 PM PDT by Poohbah (Four thousand throats may be cut in a single night by a running man -- Kahless the Unforgettable)
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To: CholeraJoe; abc; Conspiracy Guy
Initially, my friend went out for the Navy, but didn't make it. He went back to college for a few years-transferring from upstate to a bigger, C.U.N.Y. campus-and began a thorough workout regimen.

I don't know how accurate his assessment of the Air Force was, but he said he knew guys who had joined and felt that the training was kind of flimsy.

28 posted on 05/21/2004 2:20:02 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (You can never be too offensive for my tastes. That's like saying her breasts were "too" big.)
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To: CholeraJoe

The 5 Scariest Things in the Army!

1. A Private saying, "I learned this in basic training..."
2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
5. And a Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $%!#..."


29 posted on 05/21/2004 2:20:59 PM PDT by I got the rope (Artillery....The King of Battle)
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To: ItsonlikeDonkeyKong

I had the king of all easy boot camps. Navy for older reservists without prior service.

Seventeen days in Great Lakes Training Center. Nothing too demanding. If you could make your beds and march correctly, you were fine. If you were completely incapable of such things like me, you just got yelled at a bit. That was annoying at times, but the key fact is "17 days."


30 posted on 05/21/2004 2:21:23 PM PDT by Our man in washington (Liberals are to culture as suicide bombers are to buses)
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To: Centurion2000
#2: To walk my post in a military manner
and take no s*** from the company commander!

:)

SEMPER FI!

31 posted on 05/21/2004 2:24:33 PM PDT by mfulstone
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To: ItsonlikeDonkeyKong

I served with some rock 'em, sock 'em PJ's (Pararescuemen) who could have held their own with any Ranger. They were the exception. The Air Force is a little more cerebral and a little less physical.


32 posted on 05/21/2004 2:24:47 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (In WWII, not a single plane from the 8th Air Force turned back due to enemy fire.)
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To: Hunble
Take the blue from the sky and a faries eye.....
33 posted on 05/21/2004 2:25:44 PM PDT by Little Bill (Welcome to the Gay State!)
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To: Our man in washington
The Springfield National Guard:

Our nation's seventeenth line of defense; somewhere between The U.S. Surgeon General and The League of Women Voters.

34 posted on 05/21/2004 2:30:16 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (You can never be too offensive for my tastes. That's like saying her breasts were "too" big.)
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To: Hunble
After serving 20 years with the U.S Army, I fully agree with what was written about the Air Force!

If you need a bomb dropped down an air shaft or some pinpoint supporting fire, call us. We'll be at the O'club drinking beer. Somebody's bound to be sober enough to fly.

35 posted on 05/21/2004 2:31:54 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (In WWII, not a single plane from the 8th Air Force turned back due to enemy fire.)
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To: Poohbah

Yep... We had those in the peak of the Cold War too. I was in from 72-76.


36 posted on 05/21/2004 2:39:48 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag lines for sale or rent. Quips to rent 50 cents.)
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To: COBOL2Java

The Navy one looks reasonably accurate, except for the part about knowing how to swim.


37 posted on 05/21/2004 2:43:21 PM PDT by wingnutx (Are you a monthly donor? Why not? (the freeper formerly known as Britton J Wingnutx))
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To: ItsonlikeDonkeyKong

Not knowing what you want I can't advise you. There are physical requirements and standards. If you want to build your body join a gym because the Air Force isn't gonna do it. If you are overwieght they won't take you. The tests they give to place you weeds out about half the applicants. If you get into the Security Police or ParaRescue the Air Force has intense physical training.

Flimsy is a relative word but nothing is flimsy about the USAF. I'm 50 and I'll be glad to discuss flimsy with your friend who couldn't meet the physical requirements to enter the NAVY.


38 posted on 05/21/2004 2:46:07 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Tag lines for sale or rent. Quips to rent 50 cents.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I did a retirement physical once on a 38 year old Chief Master Sergeant (E-9) who was a PJ. The guy was built like a coiled steel spring. I asked him, "Aren't you pretty young to be a Chief?" He said, "I made Chief 5 years ago."

E-9 at 33. I knew 33 year olds who had just made Staff Sergeant. (E-5) The guy had a chest full of Air Medals and Silver Stars.

39 posted on 05/21/2004 3:05:32 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (In WWII, not a single plane from the 8th Air Force turned back due to enemy fire.)
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To: CholeraJoe
"Their boot camp is pretty weak."

Even the golf course sucks.

40 posted on 05/21/2004 3:09:49 PM PDT by oyez (I know I'm rambling but...Everyone is entitled to my opinion.)
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