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Owens' Jokes Get Gonged: Remarks at Mich. event offend Francophiles, embassy officials
The Denver Post ^ | May 25, 2004 | Susan Greene

Posted on 05/25/2004 12:12:37 PM PDT by quidnunc

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To: quidnunc

Hilarious!

Jokes worth remembering!


41 posted on 05/25/2004 3:03:05 PM PDT by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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To: inflation

When did he say he was sorry?


42 posted on 05/25/2004 3:06:03 PM PDT by EllaMinnow
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To: quidnunc

How can you tell a Frenchman has been in your bedroom?

The white sheets are missing.


43 posted on 05/25/2004 3:33:04 PM PDT by sergeantdave (Gen. Custer wore an Arrowsmith shirt to his last property owner convention.)
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To: quidnunc

OWENS 2008!


44 posted on 05/25/2004 3:46:32 PM PDT by JohnBDay
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To: E Rocc
Monsieur! Merde! I have take insult..Le vin cette tre magnifique. and zere is another way to do Sex???
45 posted on 05/25/2004 4:15:05 PM PDT by late bloomer ( Neglegere homo pone aulaeum)
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To: Tamsey
The French can give Michael Moore an award for the most rabidly poisonous anti-Bush film and absurdly false "documentary"... and yet they get their truffles in a twist because a Republican cracked a joke about their less than stellar battle history.
Perhaps a movie called "Nous Rendons" should be entered at next year's Cannes contest.

-Eric

46 posted on 05/25/2004 6:17:25 PM PDT by E Rocc (It takes a village to raise a child. The village is Washington. You are the child. - PJ O'Rourke)
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To: musical_airman
Wow, funny funny stuff.......and just wrong in so many ways...I love it! It's nice to see that therre are places where PC hasn't killed comedy.
That dates back to the late 70s, when PC was non-existent. A "Best of the National Lampoon" volume from when P. J. O'Rourke was editor would probably sell massively, but no publisher would touch it because it would attract more whiny protests than the simultaneous disbandment of ATF and DEA.

-Eric

47 posted on 05/25/2004 6:22:12 PM PDT by E Rocc (It takes a village to raise a child. The village is Washington. You are the child. - PJ O'Rourke)
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To: CR

"Trust the French"
-- Gen. Pershing

I have no idea of what Gen. Pershing was really saying...but the quote
just sounds great these days...pur irony and sarcasm.


48 posted on 05/25/2004 6:27:04 PM PDT by VOA
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To: CR

There's a reason why the French fighter jet is called a Mirage... (if you think you see one in actual combat, that's a mirage.)


49 posted on 05/26/2004 9:24:10 AM PDT by talleyman (Chirac is a jacques-itch)
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