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ICE HOLE!
5-30-2004
| Y2K
Posted on 05/30/2004 8:51:27 PM PDT by Y2Krap
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posted on
05/30/2004 8:51:27 PM PDT
by
Y2Krap
To: Y2Krap
Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and put a ring of peas around it. When the bear comes up to take a pea just kick him in the ice-hole.
Sorry, couldn't resist. :-)
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posted on
05/30/2004 9:19:44 PM PDT
by
barker
(Normal people scare me.)
To: Y2Krap
Thought it was a Global Warming thread.
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posted on
05/30/2004 9:21:43 PM PDT
by
steve86
To: barker
That's so silly it's genius! LOL!
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posted on
05/30/2004 9:22:22 PM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
(President Bush has a September 12 mindset. John Kerry only has a November 2 obsession.)
To: onyx; cyborg; tiamat; MEG33; Lazamataz; Xenalyte; 4mycountry
you will never believe this...
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posted on
05/30/2004 9:49:47 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(the difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf)
To: Hot Tabasco
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posted on
05/30/2004 9:50:39 PM PDT
by
cyborg
To: Y2Krap
To: Choose Ye This Day
It really is stupid isn't it? I love it.
Ranks right up there with
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possums it COULD be done.
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:00:03 PM PDT
by
barker
(Normal people scare me.)
To: barker; farmfriend; Ernest_at_the_Beach
"When the bear comes up to take a pea just kick him in the ice-hole."Just be sure and don't eat yellow snow!!!
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:00:15 PM PDT
by
SierraWasp
(STOP PREMPTIVE JOURNALISM!!! A malevolent media can kill America's will, AGAIN!!!)
To: barker
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:01:30 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(the difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf)
To: barker
My all time favorite:
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:02:57 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It)
To: barker
To show the possums it COULD be done. I thought that was armadillos.
To: MediaMole
Maybe a little further south but in Missouri it's possums. Nasty looking little critters.
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:22:51 PM PDT
by
barker
(Normal people scare me.)
To: Tragically Single
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:24:14 PM PDT
by
barker
(Normal people scare me.)
To: Tragically Single
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:32:35 PM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
(President Bush has a September 12 mindset. John Kerry only has a November 2 obsession.)
To: BearWash
"Thought it was a Global Warming thread."Thought it was about hillery.
...wasn't far off, it was kerry.
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posted on
05/30/2004 10:39:45 PM PDT
by
spunkets
To: Y2Krap
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posted on
05/31/2004 1:25:02 AM PDT
by
vikzilla
To: Y2Krap
What's the difference between an orange?
To: barker
I prefer the Hemingway short story version:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Alone.
In the rain.
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posted on
05/31/2004 1:45:15 AM PDT
by
IrishCatholic
(Liberals are proof that public education has failed.)
To: Y2Krap
Much needed laugh appreciation.
Thanks.
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posted on
05/31/2004 2:25:32 AM PDT
by
Quix
(Choose this day whom U will serve: Shrillery & demonic goons or The King of Kings and Lord of Lords)
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