Once they’re impervious to fire, they’ll be no stopping the polar bears from ruling the world.
1 posted on
06/01/2004 7:54:51 AM PDT by
dead
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To: dead
Scare flares over fire retardant in polar bears Lord knows it's keeping me up nights. :)
2 posted on
06/01/2004 7:57:23 AM PDT by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: dead
I'm happy for the polar bears if they no longer have to live their lives in fear of spontaneous combustion.
3 posted on
06/01/2004 7:58:01 AM PDT by
Kenton
("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
To: dead
Scare flares over fire retardant in polar bears There's a limerick in here somewhere.
4 posted on
06/01/2004 7:58:31 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Memo to self: Read beyond the headline)
To: dead
Once they’re impervious to fire, they’ll be no stopping the polar bears from ruling the world. Exactly {evil laugh}.
The stupid scientists don't realize that the polar bears sneak in at night and lick their computers for the flame retardant. Why, sometimes they chew the computers, and the maroons still don't catch on. Only thing they catch on is fire.
To: dead; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day; AnnaZ
Scare flares over fire retardant in polar bearsTerrific headline, perhaps not intended as such.
Bonus.
6 posted on
06/01/2004 8:02:40 AM PDT by
dighton
To: dead
7 posted on
06/01/2004 8:02:58 AM PDT by
glock rocks
(why is it kids can't read the bible in school, but can read the bible all they want once in prison?)
To: dead
The environmental group WWF called for a ban on deca-BDE, even though it said little was known about its toxicity. The other "WWF"(now WWE) was more intelligent. "Oh it's true! It's damn true!"
10 posted on
06/01/2004 8:05:31 AM PDT by
Dan from Michigan
("Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America being passive. They were wrong.” - Reagan)
To: dead
I want to know...
How many people wearing fire retardent clothing did the bears EAT before the chemicals began to accumilate?
The gulls? They're carrion birds also.
13 posted on
06/01/2004 8:06:39 AM PDT by
steplock
(http://www.gohotsprings.com)
To: dead
If only Frankenstein's monster had known about this.
16 posted on
06/01/2004 8:10:15 AM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: dead
Ha ha ha! Maybe they need it to protect them from the Aurora.
17 posted on
06/01/2004 8:10:52 AM PDT by
Gothmog
(The 2004 election won't be about what one did in the military, but on how one would use it)
To: dead
A new and exciting use for polar bears! I wonder how many of them you'd have to grind up to insulate a 2400 square foot house?
Owl_Eagle
”Guns Before Butter.”
To: dead
Bump
To read later
(This has to become a classic thread)
(Maybe a new "moose/cheese" thingy)
20 posted on
06/01/2004 8:12:54 AM PDT by
Fiddlstix
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To: dead
"Once they’re impervious to fire, they’ll be no stopping the polar bears from ruling the world."
LOL
Yup, I've been saying it for years; they are after our oil!
21 posted on
06/01/2004 8:16:09 AM PDT by
GottaLuvAkitas1
(Bush plays CHESS not checkers)
To: dead
The environmental group WWF called for a ban on deca-BDE, even though it said little was known about its toxicity. Of course, the WWF feels that if humans were to die in a fire because they didn't use the flame retardant in their home that would be okay as long as we didn't find a trace of it polar bears.
22 posted on
06/01/2004 8:19:38 AM PDT by
Reagan is King
(The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.)
To: dead
Yes, but will this flame retardant in any way effct the required cooking time for the Arctic birds or polar bears?
26 posted on
06/01/2004 8:34:56 AM PDT by
Tacis
(,)
To: dead
No way they'll spontaneously combust!
To: dead
No way they'll spontaneously combust!
To: dead
Wouldn't it be easier to teach the Bears and the Gulls not to eat garbage at the dump sites?
To: dead
We'll see who's laughing once mean Republicans melt the polar ice caps. Being flame retardant won't help the polar bears tread water.
33 posted on
06/01/2004 10:22:01 AM PDT by
TC Rider
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To: dead
Does this make their hides more valuable as area rugs? If I were in the market for a polar bear rug, I would insist on one of the newer models.
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