Posted on 06/04/2004 12:35:04 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback
On a quiet day at NORAD...
General Silverback!
Yes, Airman?
I have a target inbound! It looks hostile to freedom and prosperity, sir!
Can you identify it, son?
Coming up on screen now, sir...
Good Lord! It's that bag of crap John "Flipper" Kerry! Get the birds in the air and smoke that ketchup-making Commie!
Right away, sir!
Scramble! Scramble! Freepers, man your planes!
"Global reach, baby! Let's go get him!"
It has been determined that Free Republic will mount an effort to great John "Flipper Kerry at every single campaign stop. In order to assist this effort to defend our nation from this potentially disatrous useful idiot, Chad Fairbanks of Puget Sound Chapter and Mr. Silverback of the Freeport, Illinois Chapter have teamed with NORAD to keep track of Flipper's movements throughout our nation! To arms! Sign up today!
Anyone who wishes to be on the ping lists, please let me know here or by freepmail. Please include the state you live in. If you wish to be pinged to all the Kerry tracking (this includes after-action reports), please let me know. If you'd rather just hear when he comes in range of you, we will put you on a state-by state list. Also, any geographic info you're willing to provide will be helpful. On Chad and I will be using any location infor you specify is confidential.
Anyone who can provide information on Kerry's appearances, appearances by other prominent Ameriphobes or suggestions for freep activities/signs, please post to this thread.
Lastly, the KerryTrack program will also be used to alert Freepers to the approach of the Million Mom March's "Halt the Assault" Bus Tour. Next stop: San Antonio.
Alright, Freepers, go get 'em!
Let's make sure this commie gets followed everywhere he goes in Freeper airspace! Eagles Up and safe flying!
Ping, buddy.
Note: If you asked to be pinged in the first KerryTrack thread, you're already on the general list. We aren't reposting because the list was lost, etc.
Bump!
Using the F-102's makes it even funnier, Great Job! LOL
Bookmarked for frequent later reference...
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Be sure to remind all on hand that...
JOHN KERRY = Enemy of Vietnam Vets
http://www.TheAlamoFILM.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1320
Signed:.."ALOHA RONNIE" Guyer / Veteran-"WE WERE SOLDIERS" Battle of IA DRANG-1965
(Photos)
http://www.lzxray.com/guyer_set1.htm
http://www.lzxray.com/guyer_collection.htm
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Bump to you
I've considered this from every angle and have deemed Kerry as not worthy of protest.
I've been out of touch for about a week, does anybody have the picture of john f'n kerry flipping off the vietnam vet on Memorial Day?
Could you please fix my slipup in the title of the thread? "Her" shuld be "here".
Thanks in advance.
You think Kerry's not worth protesting? What are you waiting for, the second coming of Hitler?
The Million Mom March's "Halt The Assault" road tour is headed your way. Their big pink RV full of gun haters will be in the Minneapolis area until June 10th. Their next stop is Duluth, where they will be from June 10th-12th.
Unfortunately, their site posts nothing about the exact locations of their events. That will be up to local intel. Stay sharp and hit them if you can. For non-Minnesota Freepers, note their full schedule, which I will post in the thread momentarily.
Schedule for the Halt The Assault Road Tour
JUNE
June 1-3 St. Louis, MO
June 4-5 San Antonio, TX
June 6-10 Minneapolis, MN
June 10-12 Duluth, MN
June 14-15 Milwaukee, WI
June 16-22 Illinois Tour
June 26-28 Cleveland, OH
JULY
July 2-7 Pittsburgh, PA
July 9-13 Philadelphia, PA
July 16 Trenton, NJ
July 18-20 Portland, ME
July 22-23 New Hampshire
July 25-28 Boston, MA
AUGUST
August 1-2 Detroit, MI
August 5-6 Denver, CO
August 10-11 Seattle, WA
August 12-13 Portland, OR
August 16 San Francisco Bay Area
August 17 Los Angeles, CA
August 18-19 Phoenix, AZ
August 22-24 Albuquerque, NM
August 29-31 New York City
SEPTEMBER
September 1 New York City
September 13 Assault Weapons Ban Expires
BTTT!!!!!!!
See also the THIS thread, with information about J F'n Kerry's campaign plans for this week:
The "Hollywood Resistance Force" will be ready to protest the "Kerry & Friends" fundraiser in southern California, WHENEVER they hold it. :o)Kerry lauds Reagan to high school students, cancels campaign events through Friday [6/11]
www.sfgate.com ^ | June 6, 2004 | Associated Press
Posted on 06/06/2004 1:12:56 PM PDT by RonDog
Kerry lauds Reagan to high school students, cancels campaign events through Friday
NEDRA PICKLER, Associated Press Writer
(06-06) 12:38 PDT TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) --
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry lauded Ronald Reagan's legacy of bipartisanship Sunday and canceled five days of campaign events in honor of the former president's death.
"Yesterday, we lost one of our great optimists," Kerry told graduating seniors at Bedford High School. "President Reagan's belief in America was infectious. And because of the way he led, he taught us that there was a difference between strong beliefs and bitter partisanship."
Kerry's campaign said it was canceling all public events through Friday...
...including star-studded fund-raising concerts scheduled for Monday in Los Angeles and Thursday in New York...-- snip --Here is another SHORT EXCEPT form that article:
So, it appears that our Kerry/Streisand FReep has been postponed.Kerry canceled the week's campaign trips to Colorado, California, Arizona and New York, but will travel to Los Angeles Tuesday and Wednesday to attend daughter Alexandra's graduation from the American Film Institute and a screening of her 15-minute film, "The Last Full Measure." He plans to spend of the rest of the week in Washington, where Reagan's body was being flown on Wednesday.
Kerry and the Democratic National Committee were canceling joint fund-raising concerts that were to feature Barbra Streisand, Neil Diamond, Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette Midler, Jon Bon Jovi, John Mellencamp and others. Tickets cost as much as $1,000. New dates will be announced when the concerts are rescheduled, Kerry's campaign said in a statement...
Unless anyone want to see his daughter's new graduation dress. :o)
(JUST KIDDING, of course. We will NOT disrupt his private life, or bother his family - we are CONSERVATIVES.)CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread
Five hundred bookstores--and counting--want former President Bill Clinton to come calling when his "My Life" comes out next month. If all those requests were honored, Mr. Clinton would spend years doing "nothing but going from city to city and signing books from morning until night," ...And, from www.randomhouse.com/knopf/home.html:
Mark your calendar:Former President Bill Clinton's memoir, My Life will be in stores on June 22, 2004.
Stay tuned for information about the President's upcoming tour.
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