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Mullah's Plan To Boost Job Market: Hire Fanatics To Blow Themselves Up!
ActivistChat.com ^ | Jun 5, 2004 | Compiled by ActivistChat.com

Posted on 06/05/2004 4:37:38 PM PDT by faludeh_shirazi

Mullah/Terror: First International gathering of candidates for suicide bombers!

FARS NEWS AGENCY:

As part of the anniversary ceremonies of Iman Khomeini's death, an international gathering of candidates for suicide bombing will take place in Tehran under the title " Suicide in Tehran." The "Center for the appreciation of the Shahid" of the world Islamic Movement, declared today that an international gathering of "Shahids" (martyr bombers) is to take place with the objective of presenting suicide bombing as the most effective and influential method to compel occupying forces to flee Muslim territories. The ceremony will include participants from various Jihad movements and will take place on 02/06/04 in the AL-SHOHADAH HALL at 7th Batir square.

Among the speakers at the gathering will be ZAHRA Mustafai the great grand daughter of Iman Khomeini, Member of the Majles. Mehdi Kushk, Sardar Salamati head of operations at the H.Q of the Revolutionary Guards, Hassan Abbasi head of the Institute of the doctrine of "Defense without borders" and IRI's Television terrorism proponent, and lastly Sardar Kazemi, a Veteran officer who participated in the Iran Iraq war.

The Application Form



(This job is well paid, well established, it will blow you away, it will take every piece of you to all corners of this Earth, it will associate you with 72 angels upon the accomplishment of your task. It will take you to the heaven you've always dreamed of.)

English Translation of the Form:


(Translation provided by Spenta, ActivistChat.com Contributor/Activist)

Besmetalli (Islamic Invocation)

Registration for Martyrdom Operations

Name:

Children: Birth Date:

Location:

What Martyrdom Operations are you Prepared For?

Against the Occupiers in Iraq ___________________________

Against the Occupiers in Jerusalem ______________________

Towards the Execution of the Fatwa against Salman Rushdie _________

I declare the above

And additionally I am interested in membership in the Global Islamic Martyrdom Brigades

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End of translation.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: iran; recruits; suicidebombers

1 posted on 06/05/2004 4:37:38 PM PDT by faludeh_shirazi
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To: knighthawk; McGavin999; SJackson; tet68; Eala; Stultis; river rat; risk; F14 Pilot; DoctorZIn; ...

Remember - the Reuters article says 10,000 Iranians but seriously it's mostly Arabs and fanatics from other countries.. MAjority of Iranians hate these fu****** mullahs!


2 posted on 06/05/2004 4:38:47 PM PDT by faludeh_shirazi
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To: faludeh_shirazi; PhilDragoo

3 posted on 06/05/2004 4:42:27 PM PDT by freedom44
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To: faludeh_shirazi

I have to Laugh....LOL!


4 posted on 06/05/2004 4:43:15 PM PDT by nuconvert ("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( Azadi baraye Iran)
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To: nuconvert

Me too...


SUICIDE INSTRUCTOR: Watch carefully, I'm only going to show you this once.


5 posted on 06/05/2004 4:45:22 PM PDT by glock rocks (Shoot fast, shoot straight, shoot safe. practice. carry. molon labe.)
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To: glock rocks

This is definitely a temporary position...


6 posted on 06/05/2004 4:50:07 PM PDT by faludeh_shirazi
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To: faludeh_shirazi

BTW - that number is very inflated.


7 posted on 06/05/2004 4:50:46 PM PDT by nuconvert ("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( Azadi baraye Iran)
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To: freedom44

At least this time, nobody is going to complain about Mexico and India taking all the jobs.


8 posted on 06/05/2004 4:51:33 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: BlazingArizona

IT's inflated - and I highly doubt more than 20 Irnaians would die for these fuc***s! They are brainwashed Pales, N.Africans.. etc..


9 posted on 06/05/2004 4:53:44 PM PDT by faludeh_shirazi
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To: faludeh_shirazi

I'm glad when I was a kid my folks encouraged us to build lemonaid stands and mow lawns for our spending money....
It's also tough to write that first back-to-school essay of 'What I did on my summer vacation'
when what you did was 'detonate my first semtex vest"


10 posted on 06/05/2004 5:02:48 PM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: faludeh_shirazi

Classified ad -Wanted---One suicide Bomber to go to the AL SHAHADA HALL and detonate himself there so all the other suicide bombers can go out together and take 3 Mullahs with them.


11 posted on 06/05/2004 5:13:12 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.)
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To: faludeh_shirazi
And additionally I am interested in membership in the Global Islamic Martyrdom Brigades

Always advisable to speak to an alumnus first...

12 posted on 06/05/2004 6:02:05 PM PDT by sionnsar (http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/ ||| sionnsar: the part of the bagpipe where the melody comes out)
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To: faludeh_shirazi

LOL, someone should ask them for a trial runthrough.


13 posted on 06/05/2004 8:36:52 PM PDT by McGavin999 (If Kerry can't deal with the "Republican Attack Machine" how is he going to deal with Al Qaeda)
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