Isn't it about that time of year when the French head to the Riviera and bake their old people in their apartments?
No. They wait until August, the hottest month of the summer.
Yes, but this August they're going to wrap grandma and grandpa in pastry dough before they leave so that they can be presented at the funeral "en croute".
French summer starts this week...and those old Frenchies will start falling over any minute now. What a wonderful caring society they have....and they are saving all that pension money too. Thank God for the French!