AL QAEDA WEAPONS FOUND HIDDEN IN U.S. (National Enquirer)

National Enquirer ^ | 6-8-04 | MICHAEL HANRAHAN

[OldFriend]

Which explains why Paterson, NJ......home of alqaeda sympathizers, has refused to cooperate with the US Justice Department.

[dighton]

It got turned up by them chickens!

[Protagoras]

Not exactly the kind of thing you'd tell a newspaper...

In some circumstances it makes perfest sense.

[Constitution Day]

Al-Bubba terrorists search for their Chickens of Mass Destruction.

[Robert_Paulson2]

"If the strangers down the block act strange or are unusually quiet about their activities, then we want to know about them. It is not un-American to inform on suspicious people. It is the right thing to do -- the patriotic thing to protect America."

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So then, people who believe in keeping to themselves and minding their own business are to be reported?

sounds like nazism to me.

[RetiredArmy]

The weapons discovered by the feds included automatic rifles, bomb-making materials and rubber boats.

Rubber boats????? Oh, right, they will need them to cross all that brown, slimy stuff surrounding the US Capital building when they assault it.

[RetiredArmy]

Actually, who would you believe? This rag or the NY Slimes, LA Slimes, Minnesota Red Star, Atlanta Constipation, Washington Red Post??? Their story cannot be any further from the actual truth than any of these rags generally put out every day!

[RaceBannon]

must read, could be true.

[happygrl]

Isn't the Saudi Embassy closer than 25 miles to the White House?

Didn't we kick out some Saudi terro, er, Imams, from their embassy recently?

[RaceBannon]

I can help you reload, but it wouldn't be right.

let ME shoot them!!

[chris1]

My thoughts exactely. This is pathetic.

[happygrl]

If you're still curious, get Kitty Kelly's book The Royals.

You'll learn all about the Queen's, and many other royals', sex lives.

[Yaelle]

said a task force insider. "Many of the suspects do not realize we are on to them. We even have a man inside an Al Qaeda cell.

Well, GEE WHIZ. I sure hope that cell doesn't SHOP AT SUPERMARKETS and see the ENQUIRER!!!! Because otherwise your little friend inside the cell might just end up LOSING HIS HEAD OR SOMETHING..." I wonder if Al Qaida have a question that can weed out the spies like those questions that can distinguish an American ("Who won the World Series?").

[Ditter]

Thanks but I suspect that Queenies sex life is just as boring as she is. I was just mad that NI tricked me.

[chilepepper]

In the basement of the DNC??

[Seadog Bytes]

"They're out there Scully, somewhere." - Fox Mulder

[CTOCS]

If the thread heads in this direction, it could deteriorate REALLY far, REALLY fast!!!

Banishment would surely be in my future......

[conway]

"I'm for open carry" Amen,I'll drink to that.

[muleskinner]

...terrorists masquerading as garden gnomes.

"Don't forget your hat".

[mindspy]

You left off Hillary.