1 posted on
06/10/2004 3:25:58 AM PDT by
Eurotwit
To: Eurotwit
2 posted on
06/10/2004 3:26:36 AM PDT by
Eurotwit
To: Eurotwit
At last! A vacation I can really enjoy!
7 posted on
06/10/2004 3:40:38 AM PDT by
LibKill
(Once more into the breach, dear friends!)
To: Eurotwit
If only we a hunting season on liberals, the proceeds would be enough to repair our infrastructure, restore constitutional government and pay off the national debt.
Unfortunately, there is no use whatsoever for liberal harvesting. Actually, it's a negative value because they are toxic and -- like radioactive waste -- must be disposed of in a way that doesn't endanger future generations.
8 posted on
06/10/2004 3:43:38 AM PDT by
T'wit
(Of course she's a witch. She can make lamps and ashtrays fly through the air, can't she?)
To: Eurotwit
Maybe they are like white tailed deer here. Reduced natural predators so the population of seals explodes.
Except for the fish, I don't see how that is a huge problem...its not like they will eat your roses or run out in front of a car.
9 posted on
06/10/2004 3:44:04 AM PDT by
Adder
(Can we bring back stoning again? Please?)
To: Eurotwit
"This could be a big hit," Ludvigsen told Fiskaren, a Norwegian newspaper that covers the fishing industry.
I can easily envision a family vacation where the wife and kids could take in the scenery, take photos of Gods little creatures and then club the he!! out of them! But why stop there? How about field trips for schools? Senior citizens bookings. Church outings. etc . . .
sarcasm/off
12 posted on
06/10/2004 3:53:20 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
To: Eurotwit
16 posted on
06/10/2004 4:00:19 AM PDT by
Taquito
To: Eurotwit
Is Ludvigsen a party comrade of this fellow?
They used to say you could smell Bastesen from across the parliament canteen - he always wore his self-cured sealskin vest :)).
To: Eurotwit
We could go and Club Norwegians, but they are really to oily and it would take way to many scalps to make a really good coat....
20 posted on
06/10/2004 4:12:23 AM PDT by
.45MAN
("Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..")
To: Eurotwit
Yeah I need to give my arm another workout other than lifting beer to my lips. Clubbing seals is just the thing.
22 posted on
06/10/2004 4:14:19 AM PDT by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Eurotwit
I'd rather club a liberal Euroweenie.
26 posted on
06/10/2004 4:52:52 AM PDT by
ZULU
(They weree)
To: wmichgrad
"This could be a big hit,"
No pun intended!
28 posted on
06/10/2004 5:11:26 AM PDT by
CSM
(Liberals may see Saddam's mass graves in Iraq as half-full, but I prefer to see them as half-empty.)
To: Eurotwit
Memo to Svein: Mention the nail at the end of the club. You'll get a better response.
29 posted on
06/10/2004 5:41:32 AM PDT by
leadpencil1
(Kerry reminds me of a technicolor yawn)
To: Eurotwit
Cool. I want a baby seal skin to hang on my wall, not to mention some seal skin gloves.
31 posted on
06/10/2004 6:13:53 AM PDT by
Chewbacca
(There is a place in this world for all of God's creatures.....right next to the mashed potatoes.)
To: Eurotwit
I always like to go out clubbing when I'm on vacation.
To: Eurotwit
Perhaps he’s envisioning something along these lines?
To: Eurotwit
Come to Norway and club a baby seal How many can I club?
Do I get to keep the pelt?
How many pelts do you need for a fur jacket?
Can the meat be flash frozen and shipped back to the US?
42 posted on
10/02/2004 3:28:09 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(There is no Chaos. Only very complicated Order. (Presenting Lady Snuggles of the Lethal Yew in PJ's!)
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