It probably is looking for someone to lick at this very moment.
Dogs, cats, hamsters and the like, are cute and very nice to look at, but I wouldn't envy the person who must take care of them.
Even if my allergies didn't rule out owning one of these animals, the sheer cost of maintaining them would.
Well, some cats and dogs cost more to maintain than others.
Daz and Shep being two dogs specifically that I know of.
*shudder*
Hearing a dog burp because it just ate the dustcover of a cushion is pretty horrible.
And hearing Daz mash his empty head on the underside of the table in excitement just because I looked at him was amusing and horrific at the same time.
I'd think the echo in his head would kill him.
Yes, it's likely that Daz is off somewhere slobbering on some poor sap at this moment.