After that little incident he managed to escape through our heating ducts, never to be seen or heard from again.
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Ninja snake, escaped and location unknown.
"Queenie" was a friend's hundred some-odd pound female german shepherd, and she grabbed me by my face without warning or provocation.
She nailed me good too, shook her head once while having a hold of me and tossed me over the porch railing.
I was 6 at the time, and that was quite a surprise to turn around and suddenly be looking down a dog's throat.
I once caught a baby garter snake in my yard that bit me repeatedly. I thought it was hilarious.