Posted on 06/10/2004 6:11:37 PM PDT by slimer
Subject: Artificial Intelligence
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?"
You forgot the punchline...
A fourth guy walks into the bar. The new patron is John Kerry. The robot scans him and says 'The drink's on the house, moron. So why the long face?'
I once saw a sign in a restuarant that read "Please note, due to the shortage of robots, some of our workers are human, and may react unpredictably when abused."
hahah - did you make up that punchline, or did it come with the Joke?!
Nah, that's an old joke pasted onto the new one in the thread. Kerry is a moron, though, so the joke is still on him.
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