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Ruck'd - What A Letdown! NZ 36 - Eng -3
Knight Of The Mind ^ | Saturday, June 12, 2004 | .cnI redruM

Posted on 06/12/2004 8:40:16 AM PDT by .cnI redruM

Some rugby matches hurt just to watch. This one fell squarely into that category. New Zealand ended England's 12 game Southern Hemisphere winning streak the way Attila The Hun ended Rome's reputation for military dominance.

RugbyRugby.com will tend to hyperbolize match reports. This time they ran short of superlatives and their metaphors grew fatigued long before the The All Blacks had finished brutalizing England's tight five.

The stunned fans of the RWC 2003 Champions will make much ado over the fact that England went to war minus Johnnie Wilkinson, Martin Johnson and the bulk of their fire and determination. I'm guessing this will be the last time they leave home without their star fly-half.

However, when the opposition runs the opening kick-off 30 or so meters down your gullet, having the best #10 on the planet will only help you if the opposition is stupid enough to foul. The All Blacks were not, the score was 7-nil very early on in the proceedings. England took that a bit personally and managed a retaliatory sortie which culminated with Charlie Hodgson scoring 3. Little did Clive Woodward know, this would close the book for "The Pommies".

The All Blacks scored two tries in the next seven minutes. This utterly broke England's fighting spirit. Their Captain should have vented his frustrations at his players rather than the refs. His example proved terrible and was regrettably emulated by others on his squad.

Ben Cohen qualifies for the inaugural Knight of The Mind Prop's Rear End Award for his shameful display. Cohen further humiliated England with the following display of grade-school tantrum throwing.

"But we bring Ben Cohen to trial for deciding to have a whinge at referee Jonathan Kaplin after England WON a penalty in front of the post with the scores standing at 17-3. The decision - quite correctly - was immediately reversed. You what, Ben?"

You what? Is an excellent question to pose Clive Woodward and the entire shell-shocked English side. At this game's after-party, the Brits certainly drank so that they could forget.

It looks as if The Zurich World Rankings had it dead to rights. They've been dropping England like a millstone in a well for about the last month. This no longer appears premature or biased. Perhaps someone could lend a few lines of that software code to the geniuses in charge of the BCS.


TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: allblacks; pommies; rugby; smackdown
I watched the internet feed of this one. The poor transcriber didn't quite know how to explain Cohen's little stunt. I was confused how England lost the penalty until I read a match report.
1 posted on 06/12/2004 8:40:18 AM PDT by .cnI redruM
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To: .cnI redruM

I LOVE MY ALL BLACKS... I just could not stay up for the 3 am show on FSW though (I'm not that hardcore).


2 posted on 06/12/2004 8:54:38 AM PDT by cyborg
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To: .cnI redruM

The stunned fans of the RWC 2003 Champions will make much ado over the fact that England went to war minus Johnnie Wilkinson, Martin Johnson and the bulk of their fire and determination.

Typical excuse makers of the socialist parties . It was NEVER my fault!


3 posted on 06/12/2004 9:44:46 AM PDT by steplock (http://www.gohotsprings.com)
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To: steplock

no doubt. We'll hear all about how the clubs held Clive's best players hostage...


4 posted on 06/12/2004 2:23:03 PM PDT by .cnI redruM (Reagan was put on earth to do two things: kick butt and chew gum, and he ran out of gum around 1962)
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To: .cnI redruM; cyborg; steplock

Is there a rugby ping list?


5 posted on 10/19/2004 3:39:40 AM PDT by Jonx6
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To: .cnI redruM
"...winning streak the way Attila The Hun ended Rome's reputation for military dominance."

Austin Huns Rugby Football Club

I wonder wny they brought up my team?

6 posted on 10/19/2004 3:52:13 AM PDT by Jonx6
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To: Jonx6

I don't think there's enough interest for a ping list. I read the papers but in order for me to watch some games I have to stay up extraordinarily late. Oh well :-)


7 posted on 10/19/2004 4:38:12 AM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Jonx6

There should be. Perhaps you could start one. The USA Eagles have a couple of fairly big matches next month if Tom Billups wants to remain as coach....


8 posted on 10/19/2004 7:30:13 AM PDT by .cnI redruM ("Two Kerrys for the two Americas.")
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