Doug from Upland has been reported to the Secret Service!

phone conversations with the USSS | 6-15-04 | dfu

[doug from upland]

re: Clintons housed on Alcatraz

1000 visitors per day. Jail "park" open 300 days a year. Admission price $100. The Clinton exhibit could bring in $30 million per year.

[willyboyishere]

Well, DFU-----ya got a lotta nerve, turnin' yourself in like that........but I admire the psychological rightness of the strategizing.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Oh, man. With this, you enter legend status. You need a song about yourself.?.!

[Focault's Pendulum]

I was busy negotiating for a five-figure reward for dropping a dime on you, DFU, and you pulled the rug right out from under me. Thanks a lot.

You underbid me again!!??!?!

[Quix]

CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERS!

You are top flight, Doug.

God's best to you and yours!

Sometime it would be interesting for someone to hand such agents my . . . errrr . . .

extended name for Shrillery and watch the look on their face!

LOL.

[Redcloak]

He opens doors for ladies, doesn't eat meat...

There's your problem! Go out and get a nice DoubleDouble with grilled onions!

[mrsmith]

The VRWC mind-control satellites protected you. ( Permanent government building are not allowed to have aluminum siding because it may interfere with our manipulation of government officals' thoughts.)

We'll be sending you a bill for the overtime involved however since that is not included in your VRWC dues.
Best just pay up quietly.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the offer.

[lawgirl]

I hope the Secret Service stops wasting its time over here and goes to DU to see REAL threats against our current president!

[Ann Archy]

You Da MAN!!

[wardaddy]

Be careful.

I know of a fellow who was at Attica and hated "state time" and had about a year left and wanted to finish up in what he thought would be Club Fed on a light charge that would supercede his state bit.

He sent a threatening note to Bush the elder and got bagged for an additional 5 spot consecutive with no parole.....at USP Atlanta (Thunderdome, not Club Fed)

[Don Carlos]

The old USAF enlisted guys motto, "F'em if they can't take a joke" seems to apply here. Is it OK to use the term "F'em" when referring to the SS?

[Old Professer]

Good thing you corrected that; spades are still a protected species.

[potlatch]

Did you see this thread??

[kcvl]

They're back...

AP: Classes Train GOP Convention Protesters

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1154108/posts?page=1

John Sellers is the Executive Director of the Ruckus Society. John worked with Greenpeace during the early nineties, directing its Washington office.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Speaking of Secret Service, I had this e-mail exchange today with a friend of mine who served as USSS for 20+ years in the White House. Lucky for him he retired just in time before the WH became infested with the Clintonistas.
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(NameofformerSSagent) - I saw your note on the (samenon-politicalforumwebothsubscribeto) and thought I'd reply and say hi!!! How goes it with you and your family?

I thought of you last week during the various Reagan services. Wow - what an outpouring across the whole country - that was refreshing and cathartic to see. By all accounts, Pres. Reagan was very kind to all White House staff - assuming that to be true for the protection staff, in particular?!

Hope to see you in (name of city where we're going to the same convention soon) - take care,
(mynamewenthere)
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Hi (myfirstname) -
Good to hear from you. The Reagan tributes brought back a lot of memories last week. I spent a good bit of time with him over the eight years. One of the favorite moments was at the Republican convention in Dallas in 1984 when the Vocal Majority performed for him. He was so impressed. Everything that was said about him last week was true. He was a first class gentlemen and far and away, the favorite protectee of all time from the Secret Service point of view.

We will be in (nameofconventioncity) and look forward to seeing you.
Regards, (nameofformerSSagent)

[ladyinred]

Just read the doug thread at DU.
Their lack of mentality is hanging out again. Reading comprehension is zero if they think what you said was a threat to Clinton. They only word they can spell correctly starts with F.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe ! :^D

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks!

[PGalt]

Criminals are anti-freedom.

William Jefferson Criminal is an anti-freedom POS.

This has been a "public service" announcement.