Doug from Upland has been reported to the Secret Service!

phone conversations with the USSS | 6-15-04 | dfu

[Happy2BMe]

A little change of pace (back to the REAL WORLD) for some of you FReepers out there . .

"Oh, yes. Back to the field agent in Los Angeles. We ended our friendly conversation with him telling me that I shouldn't expect to be hearing back from them. I suppose he believes that an innocuous comment about a disgraced and impeached ex-president is not nearly as important as focusing resources on protecting our current outstanding commander in chief."

[Happy2BMe]

Doug - you handled yourself like a true American - stood your ground while knowing your Constitutional Freedom of Speech rights - and we are proud of you!

[Happy2BMe]

Great material for a Bill Clinton "talking head" speech . .

"Well, enough was enough. Someone had to turn in Doug from Upland for that outrageous comment about the impeached serial sexual predator and disgraced ex-president who defiled the White House and took 900K from Bernie Schwartz, allowing Bernie to avoid prosecution for selling missile technology to the ChiComs that now enables their missiles to hit any U.S. city, hitting racial minorities, gays, women, the elderly, and children hardest. (Raise your hand if you sometimes love run on sentences.)"

[Happy2BMe]

THAT'S IT! I'm calling the 3-Letter people right now - you - YOU DOUG FROM UPLAND - you - YOU - FREEPER REPUBLICAN HATE MONGER!!

"That was before the days when we really knew what a FReep was. It was before the days of the famous WH chant in which the D.C. FReepers told Clinton to "STEP AWAY FROM THE INTERN AND COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS UP."

[Happy2BMe]

"They only word they can spell correctly starts with F."

Hillary's favorite word. Bill's too . . John F***ing Kerry's too! Is this all a coincidence?

[stevio]

God bless you my friend.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !

[doug from upland]

Thank you so much for sharing that info from the SS agent and the great respect they had for the Gipper.

[Alia]

It bet it makes them feel "important". John Sellers feels he is "affecting" history. Of course, he could just go get a real job; but then.. wah, he'd feel bad about himself; given the "ruckus" view of average working Americans. Oh, poor elitists -- all that fire, and claiming to be for the "working man"; but despising and hating the "working man". Angst driven movement; driven principally be cognitive dissonance in its supporters and leaders..

[doug from upland]

Memories of a weekend trip to D.C. ---

THIRTY-DAY NOTICE TO VACATE(EVICTION NOTICE)

WASHINGTON, D.C.

DATE: February 28, 1998

PROPERTY: A residence and business offices located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

LESSOR: The people of the United State of America

LESSEE: William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, Hillary Rotten Clinton and all others in possession

NOTICE: You are the Lessee of that certain real property which is above referenced pursuant to an agreement which took effect on January 20, 1993. Notice is hereby given that you are to VACATE THE PREMISES on or before March 28, 1998.

You are required to remove all of your personal possessions. Should you not remove such possessions, any which remain that have a value exceeding $300 will be sold after proper notice at a public sale.

You are required to leave the premises clean, to completely fumigate the premises and to repair any damage. You will be charged for any stench which is left behind at a rate which is to be determined by bid from three reputable fumigation professionals.

Should you not leave on or before the time which is above specified, federal marshals will enter the premises, physically remove you and take you into custody. You will be charged with felony trespass and held without bail.

VIOLATIONS OF LEASE AGREEMENT: Sex parties, illegal drug use, lying, perversion, bribery, obstruction of justice, intimidation of witnesses, suborning perjury, theft of government property, selling out the United States, destruction of the military, compromising national security, destruction of evidence, failure to surrender documents under subpoena, staining the carpeting and drapes, dishonoring the People's House and entertaining such guests as Chinese arms dealers, convicted cocaine felons, union thugs, Russian Mafia and the Hollywood leftist elite crowd. The neighbors have been complaining for five years and you have substantially harmed the property value. WE WILL NEVER LEASE TO YOU AGAIN! YOU HAVE BOTH BEEN IN POSSESSION OF THE WHITE HOUSE FOR FIVE YEARS TOO LONG. NOW GET THE HELL OUT!

Signed, ___________________________________________________________ James Robinson, on behalf of the people of the United States of America

(Document prepared by Doug from Upland. See him when you need to evict a corrupt scumbag politician.)

[Happy2BMe]

LESSOR: The people of the United State of America.

That would be thee and me.

Now all we need is a new notice to J-FK that communist sympathisers ARE NOT WELCOME at the White House.

(BTW, Doug, that Thirty-Day Notice to Vacate is now considered a national treasure!)

What a classic.

Oh - I'm still gonna tell the feds about all this . .

[Taxman]

Taxman Bravo Zulu!

I also believe that life in an Alcatraz cell (unrenovated, of course!) would be an appropriate sentence for Slick and Schlick!

[MarkeyD]

With all the hate that the left spews toward Bush these days, I wonder if the SS talks to those people?

[Happy2BMe]

"With all the hate that the left spews toward Bush these days, I wonder if the SS talks to those people?"

Good question.

The Mind of A Kerry Supporter Revealed

[Lancey Howard]

You don't eat meat?

[hispanarepublicana]

You should have turned me in too. I believe I said something witty like

"I heard the Clintons were going to be officially hung today and tuned in. You can imagine my disappointment."

Por mi culpa, por mi culpa, por mi gran culpa......

[Salem]

LOL!!  

That is just scandalous!

[Salem]

LOL!!  

You are such a pill—to a Dem that is.

[doug from upland]

re: meat

Nope. I occasionally eat fish, but no meat or fowl since Although I may be off the reservation on this, I really believe that we should be in the forefront of the technology for alternative fuel vehicles.

[Syncro]

What, you never got a call for the presentation of your "awards" at the (in)famous Brunch in Feb '01?

I was going to post a link, but don't want you to have to make another call...