Posted on 06/16/2004 4:53:36 AM PDT by genefromjersey
I have just succeeded in grossing out a group of Gay Rights activists on another website (which shall remain nameless.)
Someone posted a thread about a Gay Rights parade,and enthused about how wonderful it was.
Someone else responded to the effect he didn't want to interfere with the rights of Gays,but was very much turned off by the openly sexual conduct of some of the marchers: public performance of acts (at best) performed behind closed doors.
One of the Pro-Gays answered immediately: claiming this point of view was proof of homophobic intolerance toward Gays. Another chimed in with the observation anyone adversely affected by seeing such behavior was simply ignorant of life,and a "cultural redneck".
At this point I had had enough !
I'm 70 years old,and have seen a lot of water go over the dam.There is very little in human behavior that surprises me anymore-BUT - Enough is enough !!
I told the posters I was thinking of starting a GRAY PRIDE parade: featuring people 70 years old or more- septuagenarians if you will.
These people would march proudly,wearing a minimum amount of clothing,so every wrinkle,every pot belly,every sad and sagging bit of flesh possible would be on display.
Varicose veins would be displayed as badges of honor,and dentures would be safely stored in their containers at home.Nose hair,ear hair,burgeoning old lady moustaches: We'd let it all hang out !
As we marched,or hobbled, or rolled in wheelchairs, we would exchange "affectionate greetings" with one another-as lewdly as possible,and,if interviewed for TV,would offer to share details of our most recent bedroom experiences with the "young folks".
For quite a while,nobody responded. Then the Gay Rights advocates began to chime in.
"That's...disgusting !!"
"Pervert !!"
"Man, what a gross out !!"
Mission accomplished !
LOL, very funny story! And I think your parade idea has some merit, sort of the ultimate counter protest.
by the by...theres always the remnants of the Gray Panthers!
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!
I was engaged in a discussion recently about a cousin- who is gay (every family has one). Her mother desperately wants a relationship with her, yet SHE (the cousin) has shut out everyone in her family. None of us wishes to disown her. We were once very close to her. She has chosen to alienate herself. I'm told by others that this is typical of gays, and yet the media will report that family members are homophobic and disown gay family members. The truth is that unless families TOTALLY EMBRACE the lifestyle of the gay family member (and that includes hearing details about relationships and activities), they can count on having no relationship.
One of the most "interesting" things about the gay "issue" is that the queers have pushed the media to not consider what queers do but how queers "feel". And the media has willingly helped them convince America that queers are normal. Which is a joke.
LOL!
Sir, I applaud you.
...you're gonna howl. :o)
Mean Gene , The Grey-Gay-Gross-Out Machine!!!!!
Not in my house. When my sister came out, I chose not to see her. And I do not care what the world, the gay community or my sister thinks. My girls are six and four.
; )
Yes, let's face it, the gross-out factor is a lot higher with gay men than with lesbians. Some of y'all men even think what lesbians do is faascinating and attractive. But the things that male homosexuals do are frankly nauseating to any straight person.
Well done!
Looks like you grossed 'em out all right, and vice versa.
Funny. For gays, practicing thier perverions in public is called a parade. For hetrosexuals, practicing the natural act of procreation in public will land your butt in jail.
Gene, contact your senators and congresscritter. The Senate just slipped a bill into the defense authorization package that basically makes it illegal to say anything derogatory at all about homosexual perversions.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1154411/posts
LOL!
I know.
Some things are simply, well... PRIVATE and should remain so!
I just can't imagine myself sticking my tongue down my husband's throat in public and expecting to be applauded for it.... but apparently if you are gay, you need to exhibit your sexuality!
Hi Lady!
Do you know what the breaking point was with me and my sister? When she told me how much her lover would like a finger vibrator. Ya KNOW! Somethings rank into the realm of "Too much information". BTW, she stated it with my girls in the room.
Hey!
How are you?
You're a much better person than I am. I'd have broken her neck for that....
I had to xplain the "gay" thing to Caitlin a couple of months ago... she had heard it at school on the playground, and asked.
So I told her in very clinical terms. Grossed her out comepletly.
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