hehe I still got alot of Monica jokes from 1998.
Monica Lewinsky in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:
I have had enough! This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face. This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past and I know what is coming. I will meet the challenge the only way I know how: head on. I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it. As for Bill Clinton, I hope he gets a stiff penalty. Thank you
Johnny Cochran to Bill Clinton. If thats your stain, then you must explain.
Bill and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved? The Nation.
Bill Clinton when asked to compare Monica Lewinsky to Paula Jones. Clinton said, close but no cigar.
Did you hear, Monica Lewinsky was in a car accident. She blew a tire.
What is Bill Clinton's and Gary Condit's worst nightmare? An intern with braces.
Why did Bill Clinton quit the Saxaphone? So he could play the Harmonica.
What did Clinton say the night the Lewinsky story broke? What a bad trip.
Clinton has decided to recruit interns from only 4 colleges. Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham young.
Whats the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton?
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and Clinton doesn't know the difference.
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Rotfl.
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Since the post board on this on is going down hill, I can't resist putting in my 2 cents! GEEZ, I don't have a "cents" key on my keyboard! Never noticed that before.
Can you believe Monica had a birthday last week? Yeah, she turned 28 and it's seems like just yesterday she was crawling around the floor in the Oval Office.
Since the post board on this on is going down hill, I can't resist putting in my 2 cents! GEEZ, I don't have a "cents" key on my keyboard! Never noticed that before.
Can you believe Monica had a birthday last week? Yeah, she turned 28 and it's seems like just yesterday she was crawling around the floor in the Oval Office.