Posted on 06/24/2004 5:27:05 AM PDT by Apolitical
A just released book takes on Michael Moore as never before. Its title screams: "Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man."
And surprisingly, this book has been published by the same publisher who gave us Michael Moore's own runaway bestseller "Stupid White Men."
Apparently, more than a few people want to take revenge on Michael Moore and the timing couldn't be better -- with the release this week of his "documentary" attack piece on George Bush -- "Fahrenheit 9/11."
Moore is so terrified by his detractors he claims that he has already hired a cabal of lawyers. He says he will sue Bush supporters who he thinks may be preparing to slander him.
Moore's hypocrisy is obvious. "Slate" editor Jack Shafer says "Moore's hysterical, empty threats" to sue critics of his latest schlockumentary shows that he "appears to believe in free speech only for himself."
One possible target for Moore's lawyers may be the publisher of his own book.
Moore's one time publisher, ReganBooks, is out with a disturbing yet comical book that dismantles every cog of that propaganda machine marketed as Michael Moore.
David T. Hardy and Jason Clarke's "Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man" begins by unearthing his phony roots and goes right up to his latest "documentary".........
(Excerpt) Read more at iconoclast.ca ...
If I were him, in addition to those lawyers I would also hire some body guards.
Moore apparently has 3 bodyguards with him whenever he is in public. He is a highly paranoid person.
Those aren't bodyguards. They're union guys who roll him on and off the forklift.
3 bodygaurds? Well isn`t that so very typical of a hypocrite. If he was attacked by someone, surely he would do what he promotes constantly in his political spewing which is support the attacker. I would imagine if one of his bodygaurds tried to defend him he would immediately call the bodygaurd a liar and make a movie bashing him.
The guy hates his own country so much he is willing to lie to spread that hate.
Those bodyguards may be the only reason why he hasn't had the hell beaten out of him.
Moore and Clinton must have the same daddy....
imo
The most astonishing case is when MacFarquhar reports on Moore's flat-out lying to a lecture audience when asked whether three men in uniform were his bodyguards. He asked the audience why they would assume that they were guards: "'Because they are black?...One's my Pilates instructor, one's my yoga instructor, that's my sister Anne, she's my bodyguard.' ...he started talking in a serious tone again. 'I have somebody traveling with me who's working on my next movie...So that's what's up.'"http://capmag.com/article.asp?ID=3535
Just because you are paranoid, it doesnt mean someone isnt out to get you.
I also heard they were his lovers who like to roll his fat a** in flour and look for the wet spots!!!
<< Moore apparently has 3 bodyguards with him whenever he is in public. He is a highly paranoid person. >>
Moore's fears aren't paranoic. That massed-protein mindless manifestation of medacity has every reason to fear the consequences of his actions.
O.k. now that is a vision in my head I didn't need this early in the morning. Excuse my while I go throw up.
They weren't BORN,
they were SPAWNED! :)
***PROJECTILE VOMITING***
But surely the worst punishment for Michael Moore, is to be Michael Moore? ;)
Regards, Ivan
I'm sure Moore is happy with the continued publicity.
Great title, save for the "Man" part!
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