I have never heard Kerry speak a word of French. As far as that goes, this could be another Purple Heart story. What if the guy speaks no French at all?
Here's a pair of John Kerry Flip Flops fuppet you can print out and wear to annoy liberals. (A 'fuppet' is a finger puppet). They also can be used free-standing for desktops. Just copy, paste and print. It should automatically printout the right size:
Click on the picture to give Kerry the finger: