OPEN SEASON: (Best golfer in the world is Kim Jong Il of North Korea)

SFGate ^ | Wednesday, June 23, 2004 | Tom FitzGerald

[Michael2001]

According to North Korea's government-controlled media, the "Great Leader'' shot five holes-in-one in his very first round and finished 38-under par.

The same media say Kim routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round (Ace is the place!). Kim apparently goes along with this story. And Butch Harmon thinks Tiger Woods is in denial.

-- Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times submits that Kim has replaced Phil Mickelson as "Best Golfer Never to Win a Major.''

[Michael2001]

This guy is the best golfer in the world by far. North Korea is robbing the world of this great talent. He needs to quit the dictator biz and join the PGA tour

[Starve The Beast]

This reminds me of the press that the mainstream news media used to give Bill Clinton.

[Michael2001]

The best golfer in the world

[11th Earl of Mar]

This reminds me of the press that the mainstream news media used to give Bill Clinton.

Why?

Do you think that Kim would also cheat his daughter in a game of miniature golf?

[johnfrink]

He totally dominates this course.

[Petronski]

Eighteen holes-in-one? No problem!

[Steel Wolf]

The arrogant and imperialist U.S. must recognize that ultimate soveriegnty on the golf course is to be wielded only by the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il. The reactionary lap dogs at the so called 'PGA' are nothing more than a pack of jackals.

All who deny the unquestionable skill and prowress of the Supreme Leader are craven lackeys that whimper at the feet of their anti-DPRK masters. Should any anti-revolutionary criminals dare to suggest that Kim Jong Il is not the best golfer who ever lived, they will be clubbed like a bag full of seals.

[BulletBobCo]

Check out the size of the holes.

[dead]

Now that I’ve been ordered to never praise Turkman again, I guess I can lavish all my fawning worship on the great leader of the people and greatest golfer in the world, Pugsly Kim!

You go girl!

[Billthedrill]

I can see it, actually. Say you're keeping the scorecard and the little guy with the Don King hair says "Bearing in mind that I can have you thrown into a pool full of hungry crocodiles, what did I shoot?" Me, I'd be looking for a number less than one.

[scott7278]

He and Clinton ought to get together for a few rounds.

[spokeshave]

Must have learnt about Mulligans from the toon.

[Corporate Law]

I need to play that course. I might actually break par.

[NJ_gent]

KJ: You saw hole-in-one, YES?!

Man1: I'm sorry, sir, it looks like it landed in the sandtrap to me...

*POW* *POP* *ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta* *POP* *POP* *POW* *ra-ta-ta-ta-ta*

KJ: You! You saw hole-in-one?!

Man2: YES SIR! YESVERYGOODSHOTSIR! HOLE-IN-ONE SIR!!!

[mlbford2]

~~ Do you think that Kim would also cheat his daughter in a game of miniature golf?~~

I think that if she got within 3 strokes of him that he would lean her up against the giant windmill and pop a cap in the back of her head.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

Smells kinda like Saddam winning the election with 100% of the vote to me.

[al baby]

[Junior]

So he's got the windmill timed right. So what?

[dr_who_2]

Anyone who says differently will go to a reeducation camp.

[Mr. Mojo]

Ping!