[The Scourge of Yazid]

Well, than I guess I should feel honored to be inducted into this select group of freaks and assorted oddballs.

I'm just getting so choked up here.

(Sob.)

Gee man, you really know how to make someone feel welcome.

(Sob. Gleeful tear.)

[Darksheare]

Welcome.
There's also various conspiracies and corporations.
(Joke conspiracies and corporations mind you. Like the Bretheren & Sisteren In Chaos Inc, LLC. "Taking over the world one pen at a time.")