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Woman wins damages for fertility clinic error
CNN ^ | 6/29/04 | UNK.

Posted on 06/29/2004 9:35:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

WILMINGTON, North Carolina (AP) -- A jury has awarded more than $400,000 to a woman who was accidentally inseminated with unprepared sperm during a visit to a fertility clinic.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: North Carolina
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unprepared sperm

I thought the donor had be prepared, not the sperm.

1 posted on 06/29/2004 9:35:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
Do you prepare sperm the way you prepare eggs...

Ovaries E....

2 posted on 06/29/2004 9:38:58 PM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)
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To: freebilly

"Do you prepare sperm the way you prepare eggs...
Ovaries E...."

That was horrible. Terrible. I groaned.


3 posted on 06/29/2004 9:40:28 PM PDT by NotQuiteCricket
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To: NotQuiteCricket
That was horrible. Terrible. I groaned.

Well, I'm glad you didn't moan....

4 posted on 06/29/2004 9:41:58 PM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No word whether she conceived.


5 posted on 06/29/2004 9:43:39 PM PDT by NautiNurse (Godspeed to the new Iraqi government)
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To: freebilly

From the article, it sounds like it was poached.


6 posted on 06/29/2004 9:44:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She's the Leftist lesbian hysteric who fell to the ground and lost control of her bowels....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1086669/posts


7 posted on 06/29/2004 9:44:27 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Intellectuals exist only if you believe they do. ©)
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To: JoJo Gunn

Ah, thanks. Yep, there's a set of genes we really want to see passed on.


8 posted on 06/29/2004 9:49:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Unprepared sperm? Maybe they didn't turn the lights down and put on romantic music, and din't say sweet things to the sperm, and the Sperm had a headache?


9 posted on 06/29/2004 9:53:41 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (She says I don't listen, or something like that...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
she had been injected with "unwashed" sperm, which had proteins that caused her uterus to contract.

Ain't love grand...!

10 posted on 06/29/2004 9:54:03 PM PDT by freebilly (Vote Kerry-- 1 Billion Muslims Can't Be Wrong....)
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Ahhhh ok... So, the Sperm was working out, and was all smelly and hadn't showered yet... I see...


11 posted on 06/29/2004 9:56:45 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (She says I don't listen, or something like that...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Everything here but the real problem ...

accidentally inseminated.

Ma, Dad ... it ... it ..... was an accident for gawds sake.

12 posted on 06/29/2004 10:05:06 PM PDT by knarf (A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
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To: knarf

Ah, memories of youth.


13 posted on 06/29/2004 10:12:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: NautiNurse
"No word whether she conceived."

Or WHAT she conceived.

14 posted on 06/29/2004 11:28:27 PM PDT by WarPaint (Nuke mecca. Be done with it.)
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