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Posted on 07/06/2004 9:19:13 AM PDT by Dick Vomer
No, I love you....really
OK, time for that Algore/Tipper moment...
GMTA! I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
The John on the right: "I swear, I will respect you in the morning!"
~I love you, I honestly love you~
'As your lawyer, er, I mean vice presidential running mate, I'd advise you to keep your mouth shut and just let me handle this defeat, er, race!'
Listen, Kerry. Elizabeth is worth quite a tidy sum. If I catch you mess'en with her, I'll ring your scroney neck!
GEPHARDT FEELS SO USED AND DIRTY, HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE THE ONE CHOSEN, THAT IS WHY HE LEAKED THIS RUMOR TO THE NY POST.
Skirt chaser picks ambulance chaser.
With all these photos it looks like Kerry is really going after the gay vote. Why does he get so close to these guy's.
"John, here's how we're going to shakedown America!"
"No John, don't kiss me. That didn't work out well for Al and Tipper either..."
There, there... sure you can use my hair dryer.
Edwards looks more receptive than Kerry's wife did in their kiss picture.
"Kiss me, you fool."
There, there (pat, pat)--- I'm really okay that I wasn't your first John choice , John. Heck, I'm okay that I wasn't your second choice... or third. Just don't change your mind now, the whole world is watching.
"You may now kiss the groom"
"John & John, a double flusher".
This must be one of those Mass. gay unions!
"No, you are!"
"No, schmoopy, you're schmoopy!!"
Kerry-Edwards, For A More Schmoopy America!!
Better put some ice on that, John.
Ahhh, he's a "close talker".
Your place or mine?........
I thought the same thing! He is just TOO creepy for words.
One Caption: And just think, the convention is in Massachusetts where we can legalize our vows!
"Oh, shut up and kiss me, ya big lug ya..........."
Kerry, squeezing hard, muttering under his breath:".....ok, you blow-dried little twit; I don't like you, you haven't done diddly squat to deserve this, and you can thank the pollsters. Now.......just remember who's in charge here..."
Edwards: ".......ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow yessir ow ow ow ow............."
Edwards: Your mouthwash just ain't cutting it.
or Kerry: Remember John, no tongue.
EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA
A lovely convention . . .
Island of liberal breezes.
Always the welfare cheats growing,
Always the labor unions blowing . . .
Trial lawyers . . .
You ugly vampires . . .
Carrier of leftist diseases.
Always the interns blowing,
Always the abortions growing . . .
And the money owing,
And the babies crying,
And the bullets flying.
I like the recent Big Dig waste.
Smoke on your pipe, and spit out the taste!
I like to sue in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Class actions free in America
For a contingent fee in America!
I like the city of Boss-ton.
I know a campaign you can climb on.
Hundreds of products in full bloom.
Hundreds of victims in each room!
Tobacco road in America,
Asbestos claims in America,
Super-sized meals in America,
A settlement deal in America!
I'll drive a hard bargain through Boss-ton.
If there's a law suit you can thrive on.
I'll give my cousins a free ride.
Dont forget the Democrats inside.
A trial lawyer goes to America,
Many frivolous claims in America;
Everybody sues in America
It is Ted Kennedys America!
I'll bring a T.V. to Boss-ton.
If theres a voter to turn on!
I'll bring a new washing machine.
Do they have money to keep clean?
I like the snores of America!
Comfort is yours in America!
Knobs on the whores in America,
Wall-to-wall Gores in America!
When will I go back to Boss-ton?
When you will shut up and get gone?
Yellow dogs will give us a big cheer!
Conservatives have all moved from there!
Don't Ask and Don't Tell
What is with these guys?!
Johhny Boy, "Lurchman, Gimme that '68 with a new flavor!"
FN John, "Go go Osama bin, Tawhid and Jihad is gonna win!...
Am I hip or what?"
Johhny Boy, "I love you."