Posted on 07/08/2004 8:08:10 AM PDT by Rebelbase
CAN'T KEEP HANDS OFF EACH OTHER
Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees...
John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other!
In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail.
News photographers have been going wild with buddy photos of the two Johns.
"I've been covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never seen this much touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one wire photographer.
oh thanks for reposting that picture(insert sarcasm) - I have nothing left to throw up.
Color me with the dry heaves.
Oh MiGawrsh!! It's bad enough that one of them is a FLAMING METROSEXUAL! Now this. What the heck is next?
Ick! Just ick!
Boy, she really doesn't like him.
Oh Yeah; This will play big in the South!!
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Emergency Candidate Separation Surgery Successful Adhesive reaction between hairspray and Botox faulted By V.K. Bestertester, Staff Writer FRESNO, CA - Emergency surgery to separate the Democrat Presidential pair has been successful, doctors at at an Ohio hospital said today.
Alleged Democrat Party presidential nominee Senator John Kerry (D-Lib) and his Vice-Presidential choice Senator John Edwards (D-South) were pried away from each other in a marathon 12-hour surgical procedure. Both men were said to be resting comfortably and in good condition following the operation. "It was a difficult procedure. We nearly ran out of Goof-Off solvent while separating Sen. Kerry's hip from Sen. Edwards' buttock." said Dr. J.E. Gumby, chief of orthopedic surgery at Cleveland General. "The hazardous material handling precautions didn't help. Ever try using a scalpel while wearing a gas mask? Well don't, it isn't easy, but Botox poisoning is no picnic, either." While it is not clear what led to the candidates being glued together, some said that the volatile combination of hairspray and Botox may have formed a powerful but previously unknown adhesive sealant. The sealant's adhesive properties appeared similar to silicone rubber, but infinitely more powerful. Paramedics were called to the scene of a campaign rally in Ohio after the Senators became adhered and were unable to free themselves. "I've been an EMT for 15 years, and I've never seen anything like it," Firefighter Ed McCaffrey said, "they were stuck tight. The worst part was Mrs. Kerry's high-pitched screaming. She was really concerned that Sen. Kerry would reach out to her and then she'd be stuck with, ummm, on him." The Presidential Pair were taken from the scene in an ambulance and rushed to surgery. They were met at the hospital by agents of the Department of Homeland Security, who said they had detected Botulinum toxin at the rally and were concerned the pair may have been the target of a terrorist attack. "We took readings from Sen. Edwards' right shoulder and determined that Botox was present, but only in very small, non-threatening amounts." Agent Shannon Sharpe said. "So we permitted the surgery to continue but insisted that the medical personnel adopt a high-protection posture in case additional contamination had occurred. That's why there were gas masks and butyl-rubber gloves on the staff. But we determined that there's no link to terrorism, nothing to see here, so we asked people to just move along."
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I think it is extremely unprofessional.
How can anyone take these two serious?
I'll hug him and kiss him and stroke his fur!
I like that song, please don't wreck it by associating it with that.
Real men don't act like the two of them. The next thing you know, John Kerry will swoon.
hahaha ! I'm bad ! :^D
If a man touches my face it best be with a clinched fist!!!
Somewhere on the web, I bet there is gay porn fanfic already written about them...
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LOL. I also noticed this. They kept holding hands and holding hands. And they talked about hair.
In order to honor the memory of Marlon Brando, they'll be re-enacting the infamous "butter scene" from "Last Tango in Paris" on the next Oprah show...
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