[Darksheare]

BSIC is also the Toys R US of bad ideas.
We're "Bretheren & Sisteren In Chaos, Inc. LLC".
Yes, there IS a top member of the group that is a "Sisteren", but she's secret and we will keep that so.

The hiding of the erasers for the golf club pencils is one of our meaner nastier plans.
We're also holding prisoner for questioning some guy claiming to have important information about the future.
(Holding cell 4c-sublevel 21d. back corner by the shelving for observation.)
/ joke.


In seriousness, I do wonder about time dialation.
And what would happen to one's 'perspective' should they actually be unfortunate enough to attain light speed.

[King Prout]

I'm waiting on science to discover subspace. the non-location equidistant from all points in the sidereal universe.
It exists.
It does too, you guys!

[OSHA]

BSIC is also the Toys R US of bad ideas.

You may want to stock this:

[Fedora]

"In seriousness, I do wonder about time dialation."

That's what happens when you get time in your eyes.