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| 7/17/04
| Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
Posted on 07/17/2004 9:09:20 AM PDT by Xenalyte
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To: Happygal
Disconsolate and mere moments from impact, Iris recounted the misfortunate timing of her brake failure as her faith in advertising left her soul with a whoosh: "I guess Avis doesn't really try harder."
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posted on
07/17/2004 9:50:22 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Twenty-nine Helens agree: Promptness is very important.)
To: Xenalyte
"Robert," he ejaculated, "Robert...Robert...Robert...Robert...Robert...Robert...Robert...I've heard that name before."
To: Petronski
Marissa stirred her latte and rued the fact that her mother still couldn't use the word "myriad" properly in her discourse. Especially today.
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posted on
07/17/2004 9:55:21 AM PDT
by
annyokie
(Now with 20% More Infidel!)
To: MadIvan
"Medic!!!" screamed the dashing young naval officer. Swiss finishing school, Yale and it had all come down to this...a splinter in his pinky in the middle of this oppressive hell that was the 'Nam.
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posted on
07/17/2004 9:56:08 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: Petronski
In watermelon sugar the deeds were done, and done again, in watermelon sugar.
To: Joe 6-pack
My flat is shaking with the sound of my laughter. Well done!
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:01:07 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
(Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
To: Petronski
"Gummed nearly to death in the maw of his own indecision..."
LOL!!! When you're bad, you're good.
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:01:20 AM PDT
by
avenir
(Information overload = Pattern recognition)
To: Petronski
Everyone agreed that Whoopi was never going to graduate from charm school.
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:01:21 AM PDT
by
Happygal
(Le gách dea ghuí)
To: Happygal
Everyone agreed that Whoopi was never going to graduate from charm school.With a face like hers, obedience school was the best she could hope for.
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:02:34 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Xenalyte
It was hot, hotter than anyone expected to be in the Northeast.
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:03:02 AM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(Ni Jesus, Ni Marx..OUI REAGAN!)
To: annyokie
"Phil sat at the jolly cafe, solemnly regarding his brioche. The little top-knot always reminded him of Melissa's breasts."
Bwahahahaha!!!
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:03:38 AM PDT
by
avenir
(Information overload = Pattern recognition)
To: Petronski
Jake smiled remembering the moment he defaced the Slim
Fast advertisement with a can of spray on hair.
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:05:08 AM PDT
by
Kay Syrah
(nice finish)
To: annyokie
Major Daniels could have understood meeting his demise with hot steel--shot in the chest during a hopeless-but-noble charge--or cold steel--at the end of a bout of cunning swordsmanship--but he had never imagined lukewarm steel. Yet there he lay dying, having been kicked in the head by his trusty steed, Daisy.
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:05:19 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Twenty-nine Helens agree: Promptness is very important.)
To: Petronski
"...as her faith in advertising left her soul with a whoosh: "I guess Avis doesn't really try harder."
Hilarious. Thank you for these (you're cranking them out).
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:06:24 AM PDT
by
avenir
(Information overload = Pattern recognition)
To: Mike Bates
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:06:34 AM PDT
by
Happygal
(Le gách dea ghuí)
To: Kay Syrah
George looked out over the parking lot with a lofty air.
To: Happygal
Ouch! That'll teach me to keep my big, fat mouth shut. Well, maybe. :)
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:08:36 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Joe 6-pack
"Yes, Yes, I'll be your running mate" I gasped as he dug his shrapnel scarred hands into my Brooks Brothers shirt and I struggled for breath as his Pepto-Bismol pink lips closed in on mine for the kiss of consummation.
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posted on
07/17/2004 10:10:23 AM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(Re-elect Bush - because Kerry just doesn't have the time.)
To: Xenalyte
The colonel opened the coffee tin and noticed that there was no more than a teaspoon remaining. He took a pot from the fire, poured out half the water onto the dirt floor, then scraped out the can, dumping into the pot the last bits of coffee and bits of rust.
--- Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Nobody writes to the Colonel
To: Xenalyte
The nice looking, but obnoxious lawyer, brushed his sandy brown hair to one side and said, "wait, I'm getting a message from the dead little girl"........
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