[jmaroneps37]

John Kerry,is the living breathing incarnation of Woody Allen's character Leonard Zelig.
Like Woody's Zelig, the evil donkey'd Zelig has no center, no core, doesn't stand for anything and actually becomes physically like whomever he is with. When the new, real life Zelig, went to Iowa and told Catholics he believes that "life begins at conception", he was Zelig-like.
When he gave the world the black power fist up salute, he was Zelig-like. When he flip flops in his every day schedule, he is Zelig-like.
This Zelig!

[Davis]

You can't understand Kerry unless you're familiar with his family tree. Click here.

[hrhdave]

Cooter isn't crying for Kerry. He's giving Kerry advice on how to run his campaign.
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