And, Sandy Berger, to address the issue of protecting national secrets and security.
Linda Ronstadt will sing "_____ Bless America"
Well NAMBLA has endorsed Kerry, so Kerry should have some high-profile pedophile to speak. Certainly a pro-terrorist speaker should have been invited, I know Osama felt a bit snubbed. Maybe inviting Chirac would help there.
Hillary will introduce Bill? I din't know that. I do see why, though...that way they will BOTH stand there in front of all the adoring fans. Just Like Old Times. The applause will surely last forever.
They could get someone to channel Madeline Murray Ohare in from hell!
Marc Rich will outline the Party's plan for increased economic ties with the EU in his new role as Secretary of Commerce.
Fidel Castro will do a stem-winder speech titled: "The Glowing Future of Progressive Politics in the Americas."
Mike Gorbachev, in his new role as International Environmental Messiah, will deliver a stirring speech titled "A New Green Future Under UN Guidance."
And so on.
When convention-goers are about half asleep from the soporific speeches by Jennings' nominees, Kate Michelman and Kim Grandy will wake them up with a ten-minute abortion-mantra chant: "My body, my choice! My body, my choice! . . ."