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KERRY DOES IOWA: Can he be much cornier??
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Posted on 08/04/2004 9:59:49 AM PDT by EggsAckley
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: kerry; unfitforcommand
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To: EggsAckley
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:00:49 AM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: EggsAckley
He served as a Kernel in Vietnam and stalked the enemy!
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:01:10 AM PDT
by
Prolifeconservative
(If there is another terrorist attack, the womb is a very unsafe place to hide.)
To: EggsAckley
Friends, Romans, Countrymen- Lend me your ears...
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:01:30 AM PDT
by
Knute
(I may not agree with what you have on your bumper sticker, but I will defend your right to stick it)
To: EggsAckley
Teresa - John, John, the peasants are storming the gates! Throw them the corn, throw them the corn!!
To: Knute
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:01:54 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
To: Prolifeconservative
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:02:01 AM PDT
by
JennysCool
(The Clinton Legacy: Sandy Berger's Pants)
To: EggsAckley
Clinton had cigars ......
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:02:01 AM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.)
To: Knute
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:02:33 AM PDT
by
Prolifeconservative
(If there is another terrorist attack, the womb is a very unsafe place to hide.)
To: EggsAckley
When I was in Viet-Nam, I fought hand to hand combat just like this!!
Korn: "Cantcha see, cantcha see that I'm going blind" (rrrroooooarrrr)
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:02:59 AM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: EggsAckley
It's GOTTA BE a photoshop makeover. No one would be that stupid. Don't sit down without checking your chair first, Johnny!!
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:03:10 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Prolifeconservative
Don't make fun, I hear he's a Vietnam Vet.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:03:28 AM PDT
by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
Where would you like these shoved, TAH-RAY-sa?
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:03:41 AM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: Prolifeconservative
To: EggsAckley
Kerry's penchant for pandering is amaizing.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:04:25 AM PDT
by
kevao
To: EggsAckley
John & Terry Kerry: Husking the Heartland
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:04:46 AM PDT
by
Libertina
(Photoshop is our friend - just ask John Bunny-Suit Kerry ;))
To: Sacajaweau
The photo is from Drudge.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:04:55 AM PDT
by
SeeRushToldU_So
(Shut up and sing. I don't care what you think.)
To: EggsAckley
"Excuse me! Anyone know how you eat these things? Teresa says that the skin is kinda tough! And Edwards wife ate it cob and all!"
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:05:51 AM PDT
by
Bommer
(RIP Ronald Reagan!)
To: EggsAckley
John Kerry was seen today holding out Teresa's shriveled old ta-ta's, proving once again that faking it is easy when your a Democrat.
No word on what Teresa had to say about Her John's actions.
To: EggsAckley
What is it about him and photo ops. President Bush doesn't seem to find a need to always be using props to sell himself. He just presents himself with a "presence", but Kerry, is always trying so hard he comes off as a total dufas.
To: SeeRushToldU_So
Rush's caption: "Shove THIS!"
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:07:03 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
To: EggsAckley
"Oh, you want to learn how to defend yourself against a pointed stick, do you? Well, you're not ready! First, you have to learn How to Defend Yourself Against -- Ears of Corn!!!"
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:07:10 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column)
To: EggsAckley
"By the way folks, Tereeezaa said "shove it", then handed mw these. Should I be alarmed?"
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:07:39 AM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: EggsAckley
Rush just mentioned that this picture is on Drudge - said sKerry must be having to tell tayreeeeeza what they are.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:07:40 AM PDT
by
mathluv
(Protect my grandchildren's future. Vote for Bush/Cheney '04.)
To: EggsAckley
Rush just gave his Caption-
"Shove this."
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:07:56 AM PDT
by
RobFromGa
(Kerry/Edwards: Hating America One Vote at a Time)
To: EggsAckley
This trumps the space suit picture
To: CounterCounterCulture
They way he is holding these two ears [the bottom of
one and top of the other] shows he has no idea which end is the business end of this vegetable. Shows he's made of the same cloth as Algore.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:08:18 AM PDT
by
C210N
To: Integrityrocks
Bread and Circus. That's how the Romans kept the population content. With Dems, EVERYTHING is theater.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:08:25 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
To: EggsAckley
Tah Ray Zaa.. "My suppositories are that big."
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:09:06 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... "The terrorists will be defeated, there can be no other option" - Colin Powell)
To: NormsRevenge
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:09:42 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
To: EggsAckley
Nothing between the ears!
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:10:11 AM PDT
by
mict42
To: EggsAckley
Couldn't even wait until the farmer harvested it and sold it before he stole it from the poor guy.
Wonder what type of misdemeanor it is in Iowa for stealing a farmers crops? Where I come from this will either; 1) get you shot, 2) get you an up close and very personal introduction to the family pet.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:10:41 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: ClearCase_guy
bin Laden is just shaking as Kerry holds up his latest weapon in the war on terror.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:10:41 AM PDT
by
mwl1
To: C210N
"They way he is holding these two ears [the bottom of
one and top of the other]..."
That way no one can say he's holding them wrong - just another display of a flip-flop mentality.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:12:04 AM PDT
by
Socratic
(Yes, there is method in the madness.)
To: EggsAckley
sKerry - "I have one word for my Iowa constituents...Cornahol!"
Teresa - "Great! Can you pour me a glass?"
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:12:06 AM PDT
by
BossLady
(Kerry/Edwards - They talk so much crap you need two Johns.......)
To: Bommer
"Excuse me! Anyone know how you eat these things? Teresa says that the skin is kinda tough! And Edwards wife ate it cob and all!"
That's classic! I'm rolling on the floor!!!
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:13:01 AM PDT
by
Rokke
To: mict42
Nothing between the ears!
Good one
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:13:03 AM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: Bommer
I think the corn is a variation of Kerry's finger pointing obsession.
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:14:12 AM PDT
by
Shermy
Beavis: "I am Cornholio!" heh-heh!
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:14:13 AM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: EggsAckley
If her heinous Mama T doesn't know what Chili is, what is the chance this dork even knows what he is holding? I am sure he thinks corn comes from a can and chocolate milk comes from the black cows..
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:14:37 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: Shermy
"You got a perrrrty mouth on ya."
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:15:01 AM PDT
by
CounterCounterCulture
(Anagram of my screenname: TRUE UNCLE TRUER COCONUT)
To: Ides of March
Mr. Ed is now working at the take-out window of a horse fast food restaurant.
To: EggsAckley; MeekOneGOP
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:16:13 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(JF'nK as sKerryCrow: "Stay out da' corn!")
To: CounterCounterCulture
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:17:07 AM PDT
by
Shermy
Comment #46 Removed by Moderator
To: Knute
Drudge just changed to your Caption!!! "Lend me your ears"
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:18:05 AM PDT
by
RobFromGa
(Kerry/Edwards: Hating America One Vote at a Time)
To: EggsAckley
To: RobFromGa
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posted on
08/04/2004 10:19:26 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
(.....John Edwards: The political equivalent of breast implants.....)
Comment #50 Removed by Moderator
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