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Kerry the Hero
CG's twisted mind
| 8/5/2004
| Conspiracy Guy
Posted on 08/05/2004 5:11:35 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy
First Down Kerry
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: heroshmero; huey; kerry; nerd
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To: Conspiracy Guy
First Down Kerry
This is how I flew above, the jungles there in Nam.
I held the skid and fired my gun, bam bam bam bam bam.
We approached the landing zone, I was the first man down.
“First Down Kerry”, I was called, Air Cav had come to town.
I designed the Huie, the Cobra, the Jolly Green.
Still I went to fight VC, I was a lean machine.
Swift boats, choppers, bombers too, ah yes I did it all.
For four months I was busy, but still I took the call.
I served with honor, brave, and true, saved so many men.
Viet Nam is safer now, I would go back again.
Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/5/2004
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:11:52 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: King Prout; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:12:29 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Kerry: And when I was in the Senate, I helped Al Gore invent the Internet.
To: Conspiracy Guy
That jump is the only "bounce" he got after the convention........LOL. I like the poem.
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:13:52 AM PDT
by
tioga
(Flush the johns in '04!)
To: coconutt2000
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:15:13 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:15:47 AM PDT
by
Happygal
('No one works harder for his money than the man who marries it.')
To: Conspiracy Guy; Watery Tart; SandyInSeattle; OSHA; scott0347; timpad
RKBA: DON'T MESS WITH BEEBER KILLERS! WE BE SOME WILD CATS!
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:15:59 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(The New York Press. It's kind of like the Village Voice, except it sucks even harder.)
To: tioga
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:16:50 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: The Scourge of Yazid
You ever seen a wild roo?
Well, don't get me in a bad mood, is all... ;-)
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:20:06 AM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
(http://www.RightGoths.com/ - Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. Wear black and be proud!)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Kerry just keeps on giving!! The bunny suit will be hard to beat...but we'll be getting into potato country one of these days.
One suggestion: Take him into a potato field, so we can hear him say "Oh, you already picked them".
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:20:18 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Kerry is either the biggest fraud in the country, and his American supporters need a shrink, or he needs professional help... and his American supporters still need a shrink.
To: Conspiracy Guy
He is going to land in what he is trying to sell us.
bullsh!T.
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:21:36 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
To: KangarooJacqui
Uh-oh!
Outback reference.
I better be on my best behavior...MATE!
Heh, heh.
Snuck that one in under the radar.
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:30:01 AM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(The New York Press. It's kind of like the Village Voice, except it sucks even harder.)
To: Sacajaweau
He is without a doubt the most out of touch idiot, I've ever seen. He believes since he knows nothing, everyone else doesn't either. Sad thing is the left believes anything he tells them.
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:35:47 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: grobdriver
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:36:10 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
If I was a comedian, I could live off the material he supplies.
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:37:16 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Sacajaweau
Bunny suit!
Oompa Loompa!
Flip Flop Flop Flip Flippiddy Poo
I have got some big lies for you
Flip Flop Flop Flip Flippiddo Pee
If you're dumb you'll listen to me
What should I get for my lies in the street
I'll get stomped by an elephant's feet
I served in Nam, Yes there in Viet Nam
Did I say I was, a hero in Nam
I hate Bush, that's how I am
Flip Flop Flop Flip Flippiddy Heir
If you'll follow me, we're going no where
You'll soon live under the UN
Flip Flop Flop Flip Flip Flop Again
Flippiddy in
Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:38:58 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:39:42 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
To: Conspiracy Guy
Hey. This post needs some period music.
Changing with the Wind
Sung to Blowing in the Wind
How many times must he flip flop and flip,
Before he takes a firm stand?
How many lies must he tell about Nam,
Before we all call his hand?
How many times can he vote pro and con,
Before he is totally canned?
His answer my friend, is changing with the wind.
His answer is changing with the wind.
How many times will he say George Bush lied,
Before he tells us a fact?
How many times must I hear him drone on,
And still my ears stay intact?
How many deaths did he cause there in Nam,
With all his appeasements at home?
The answer and trend, John Kerry's not our friend,
The answer's John Kerry's not our friend.
How many terms could John Kerry serve,
Before America's gone?
How many days before he would cave in,
Afraid to protect our home?
How many weeks till he gave us away,
And let the UN take the throne?
The answer my friend, we'd twist in the wind,
The answer is we'd twist in the wind.
Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004
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posted on
08/05/2004 5:40:36 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
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