Kerry the Hero

To: Conspiracy Guy

yeah when he slimes in and wins we will pay, pay big time

101 posted on 08/07/2004 5:33:45 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore)

To: rineaux; Darksheare

It ain't gonna happen.

102 posted on 08/07/2004 5:53:21 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; rineaux

Only gonna happen if the DemUnrats cheat MASSIVELY.
And they'll get caught doing it.
That's why they've been trying to keep Kerry from being FReeped and or protested by other groups, hence the lawyer attack on the Swift Boat Vet's ad.

103 posted on 08/07/2004 6:04:42 PM PDT by Darksheare ("No Hamster Aspirators Here!" -Vote Dubya, he doesn't artificially aspirate hamsters.)

Yep. Kerry has nothing to fear but TRUTH itself.

104 posted on 08/08/2004 5:34:37 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

I have to have this here.

105 posted on 08/09/2004 4:40:03 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

106 posted on 08/09/2004 4:47:11 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

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107 posted on 08/09/2004 4:49:44 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: jonrye; Laura Earl

This thread has a few poems and song parodies on it.

108 posted on 08/10/2004 8:25:25 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar !")

My dog needs to make a Kerry so I sent her here!

109 posted on 08/10/2004 8:39:04 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar !")

To: Conspiracy Guy

Too funny.......unfortunately some idiots will think that is a tribute! lol

Good job D

110 posted on 08/10/2004 12:16:34 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (I am, once again, a homeowner in Texas!)

To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Laura Earl; jonrye

Just off the Press!

Kerry Lies

War Criminal or War Hero,
See both, you cannot be.
You claimed you burned a village,
Sounds like a crime to me.
Cambodia in Sixty-Eight,
You say that you were there.
You said Nixon said you weren’t,
Just why would Nixon care?
He wasn’t even president,
Till Nineteen Sixty-Nine.
But details never bother you,
Bold lies do suit you fine.
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
A Bronze and Silver Star.
Then home you came, threw them away,
But look now, there they are.
You testified with still more lies,
About brave fighting men.
The things you claimed that they did,
Just aren’t true now or then.
So tell us please John Kerry,
Which lie we should believe.
Oh what a tangled web you’ve weaved,
You practice to deceive.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/10/2004

111 posted on 08/10/2004 12:54:29 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy, Secretary of Humor and Tomfoolery)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Placed here for prosperity.

The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

The Little Old Lady from Pasadena by Jan and Dean

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Music intro

The Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No.
He’s as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
He will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry No
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No
No Kerry, No Kerry, No Kerry, No

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Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

112 posted on 08/17/2004 4:12:06 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy, Secretary of Humor and Tomfoolery)

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