SECRET BEHIND LINDA RONSTADT'S VEGAS MELTDOWN (Excuses, Excuses)

National Enquirer ^ | 8-5-04 | MICHAEL GLYNN

[mewzilla]

Linda Ronstadt suffers from a chronic, debilitating disease

Yeah, it's called Liberalism.

[steplock]

If she is DISEASED - I guess she needs to be "quarantined" to keep her rot from spreading?

[sarasota]

That's exactly my impression, given the symptoms.

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

Funny, I didn't know stupidity was a disease.

[TRY ONE]

Kerrwardsitis and Deanitis:
Symptoms can range from mild to severe -- from chronic fatigue and lack of concentration to clinical depression, confusion, spontaneous diarrhea, hallucinations and even psychotic episodes.

[Sloth]

Symptoms can range from mild to severe -- from chronic fatigue and lack of concentration to clinical depression, confusion, hallucinations and even psychotic episodes.

Yep, textbook leftism.

[EggsAckley]

Sounds like she and Terri Kerri have the same disease.

[berkley]

OK, THAT'S HER EXCUSE. WHAT'S MICHAEL MOORE'S EXCUSE?? AND HOWARD DEAN, AND TEDDY KENNEDY AND AL SHARPTON AND AL GORE....IS THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AFFLICTED???!!!!

[AmericanInTokyo]

Hashimoto Disease BUMP!!

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Symptoms can range from mild to severe -- from chronic fatigue and lack of concentration to clinical depression, confusion, hallucinations and even psychotic episodes....bouts of fear, hostility and agitation.

Maybe Michael Moore should get tested for this also.

[Brytani]

I always through head-up-anus syndrome caused liberalism, not thyroid disease.

[sarasota]

Another aspect of the disease is Tourettes Syndrome.

[battlecry]

yes

[AmericanInTokyo]

YOUR SO BIG

YOUR SO BIG

YOUR SO BIG

BABY, YOUR SO BIIIIGGGG!!

[dirtboy]

Linda Ronstadt suffers from a chronic, debilitating disease

Yeah, foot in mouth disease.

[Badeye]

Less than three percent of Americans have a thyroid disease.

70% of those with an extra 100 pounds claim they are in the three percent, from what I can tell.

Sorry, I'm not buying this "excuse" for Ronstadt's comments. She was making the same kind of lunatic fringe comments back in the 1970's, when she weighed 120.

[InvisibleChurch]

yet she continues to perform

[steplock]

Ooh Ooh - speaking of JOKES (LR) ... I just got a good one in email!


A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. ! "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."