1 posted on
08/05/2004 7:25:20 AM PDT by
presidio9
To: presidio9
According to the witness, Licorice was "breathing normally" when Kerry pounced on the hamster and administered "unnecessarily forceful CPR" in an over-the-top bid to appear heroic, breaking several of the hamster's ribs and puncturing its left lung. Yikes!
Just when I think that the clown stories can't get any more stupid...
2 posted on
08/05/2004 7:28:11 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: presidio9
OOOPS!
Just realized this was a Borowitz piece.
D'oh!
< slap >
3 posted on
08/05/2004 7:30:00 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: presidio9
5 posted on
08/05/2004 7:33:03 AM PDT by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
To: presidio9
Lemmiwinksgate!
6 posted on
08/05/2004 7:34:43 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: presidio9
For sure, we will never know the truth of
Licorice;
. . . but we do know, without a doubt; when a story such as this, is told by a Democrat. . .well, we know it is, just that.
7 posted on
08/05/2004 7:36:27 AM PDT by
cricket
(Don't Lose Your Head. . .Vote Republican)
To: presidio9
The usual method of saving your daughter's hamster is to flush it down the toilet when she's not looking and buy her a new one.
To: presidio9
The daughter did say the hamster never acted quite right after the rescue.
lol. Maybe the hamster kicked the cage in a failed suicide attempt?
11 posted on
08/05/2004 7:53:30 AM PDT by
TomGuy
(After 20 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
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