You may thank a LAWYER for all this crap!
Of course the rest of this story is that this limbliss woman then raised her voice at the gate agent, and the French government promptly surrendered...
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk
- Patrick Murray
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the other 1 percent a bad name.
What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute?
A: Who cares?
How many lawyer jokes are there?
A:Only three. The rest are true stories.