Posted on 08/16/2004 5:39:27 AM PDT by xzins
Ain't it the truth.
Lemme see, have I got this straight?
Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad.
Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad.
Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad.
Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists - good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad.
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad.
Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad.
Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good... Recession under Bush - bad.
Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade Centers fall under Bush - Bad.
Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad.
Clinton denounces terrorist training in Afghanistan - good... Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad.
No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad.
Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam in custody - bad.
Ah, it's so confusing!
Good one!
Thanks....I agree.
It's simple and sweet. Think I'll email it around.
I agree with that....it should be rewritten/fine-tuned.
No, America was acting in good faith in both cases. There were unintended consequences, but there always are.
I think I will e-mail it around too! ;9)
bump
before you email it, see pop-eye's #3 above
You forgot "Clinton leaves the country during the Vietnam war and protests the US in England - Good...Bush serves his country but liberals insist he went AWOL without showing any proof he did - Bad"
"Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good."
Where'd you get the $77 billion figure?
Gee, my astute skills as an Intel Analyst should serve me well, here...
Anything done by Clinton - good
Anything done by Bush - bad
Did I pass?
Man, you're good.
Bill Clinton approves gigantic tax increase and is regretful:
Good
George W. Bush approves modest-as a percentage of the entire budget-tax reductions and is defiant:
Bad
I like it.
Kerry serves 4 very short months in Vietnam and then acuses Viet Vets of being baby-killers -- good. Bush serves 4 years in Vietnam era as fighter pilot guarding our borders and then helps in pro-soldier political campaign -- bad.
If you read my first post, you'll see that I didn't write this.
However, Clinton promised 1 year in Bosnia and "a rescue" in Kosovo. I was in Germany in 1996, and it began before I got there, so it's been nearly 10 years of sending divisions, brigades, air wings, etc.
I'd guess it was an exceptional price tag early on, and it hasn't stopped. But, I repeat...I didn't write it.
Sorry, Sarge, but this isn't a pass/fail course.
You're just gonna hafta settle for an A+
Do you know who wrote the list?
Kind of like all those folkie tunes that have been passed down from generation to generation through oral tradition.
The first time that I heard this list, it was being read by Mark Levin on his local WABC talk radio show.
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