Zot the liberal talking points. The trolls are desperate and ILLETERATE.

The Burien Beast ^ | Aug 18, 2004 | Dick Cheney

[Army Air Corps]

ROFLMAO!! Well, I'll go on E-bay and got one for ya ;-). Sorry for the accidental shot. When a post is pulled that close to the top of the thread, it can be tricky to tell the friendlies from the trolls. Thanks for not zotting me in retaliation.

[petuniasevan]

Trying those emotional outbursts again?

You hopeless clueless mindless Dims are SO pathetically predictable...

Notice my tagline too, sweetcakes.

[Lijahsbubbe]

You honestly believe a person should only do the right thing, when it's also the cheapest option. Money is the one and only thing a person should seek in life.

Seems we have alot in common. We want our money, and you want our money!!

[Ramius]

Understood... and by all means... please enjoy. :-)

[JoJo Gunn]

we have a ZOT in aisle 666!

Here's a photo of the snob:

[Texas Eagle]

You just described my last boss.

[petuniasevan]

YOU'RE FUNCTIONALLY ILLETERATE

That you are. Finally I agree with you. Congrats!

[Texas Eagle]

7) You're a Florida DemocRAT and you meant to vote for Al Gore.

[wireman]

"YOU'RE FUNCTIONALLY ILLETERATE"

Illeterate????

You're illiterate, you butt-munch!

[Army Air Corps]

Like the tagline. It is jolly true. When I was in undergrad, I worked in the University library and had an ultralefty for a boss. she and her husband were constantly obsessing over their investments while cheering the DNC's assualt on the "evil rich." Go figure.

[ahadams2]

that picture was worth it just for the 'any' key! :-)

[TBarnett34]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the passing of a worthless sack of flesh.
This troll, known only by the aliases 'Zotbait', 'Troll', 'Photo Snob', and 'Seriesly Illeterate Morpon' arrived today on the hallowed grounds of the Free Republic message boards to dispense liberal talking points unto the forum's members.
Unbeknownst to him, an Admin Moderator and a squadron of Viking Kitties lurked in the background, and a ZOT was administered.
Photo Snob was taken to a nearby garbage bin, where he was pronounced ZOA (Zotted On Arrival).

Photo Snob is survived by legions of Democratic Underground, MoveOn.org, and Fthevote.com idiots.

May he rest in relative discomfort.

ZOT!

A photo of the dearly departed.

[Moose4]

YOU'RE FUNCTIONALLY ILLETERATE

They just make it SO easy, don't they?

Beauregard...disembowel. Good boy.

}:-)4

[Riley]

(4) YOU'RE FUNCTIONALLY ILLETERATE. You've never read a book or newspaper in your life, and get your information from Fox News. You think bush is a "swell guy" and someone you would enjoy sipping moonshine with.

*Smirk* I'm 'functionally illeterate'[sic], huh? I read Winston Churchill's books before I entered high school. I read about forty books a year. I used to read several papers a day, until it became obvious that they'd become a vehicle for advancing agendas, with no real depth or fact-checking. I can make up my own mind, without some activist editor telling me what to think.

I don't have television service- ergo, I don't watch Fox News. Bush is far from the worst of the lot. You would do yourself a favor by spending some time researching original source information about what is happening in the world today instead of listening to what your little school chums tell you to think about it. I'll defer to your expertise on the subject of Moonshine. You obviously know more about it than I do.

Free Republic has a spell-checker built into the posting mechanism. If you know that your spelling skills are shaky, you undermine your own credibility and look foolish by failing to use it. Not that you had anything to say that was worth reading, but you could do better than this if your ambition in life is to drop steaming loads of ill-mannered offal into other people's forums.

To summarize:

• Look for a spell checker, and use it. Compose your drivel offline in Word, if you can't figure out how to use the one that has been provided for you.
  
• Have a point worth making, instead of regurgitating factually-incorrect juvenile horseshit that your little friends have told you.
• Stay away from the Moonshine. Moonshine reputedly varies from one distiller's work to the next. You might bump into someone who doesn't really understand alcohol's properties and lose your eyesight- or worse.

[ladyinred]

secrecy about what happened on 9/11,

.Maybe you are the one who needs to read a book or two. Perhaps you need to find out what Bill Clinton knew about attacks on this country by terrorists and IGNORED!

You feel all smug and superior, while you are the one deceived and uninformed.

Get a clue would you, read some books yourself, see what really went on when your buddy Bubba and his socialist wife ruled this nation. Your life just may depend on it buster.

John Kerry will not defend this nation any better than the Clinton's did, and President Bush did not do the things you liars are accusing him of. You really better get yourself some new sources of information, and I say this sincerely! This is not a game we are all playing. You are the one who is backing the dangerous candidate.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Marvelous! (eww, that sounds like John Kerry....)

[airborne]

(3)YOU HATE AMERICA
(5)YOU HATE AMERICA
ILLETERATE
Can't think, can't spell...let me guess.
You're a Democrat!

[Trampled by Lambs]

[Libertina]

Uhm, that's ILLETERATE illiterate and (President) Bush. Don't worry, you'll have English class 5th period - LOL.

[Indy Pendance]

Are you sure this isn't him?