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Group says Jesus Christ would vote Democrat
Los Angeles Daily News ^
| 08-19-2004
| Associated Press
Posted on 08/19/2004 6:36:22 AM PDT by boris
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To: boris
This must be the same bunch that published The Flat Earth. Harmless enough group, as long as they are not allowed near sharp tools...
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:45:19 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(I don't do diplomacy either.)
To: boris
Following in Jesse Jackson's footsteps?
There's no shame in being liberal (Gypsy Jackson says Jesus was a liberal)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1186238/posts
To: wmichgrad
To: boris
"If ever there were a bleeding-heart liberal, it was Jesus Christ," Moore said at Congregation Agudas Achim synagogue. "I think the carpenter from Galilee was the original Democrat." Sounds like a great argument for Jews to be Republicans.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:46:17 AM PDT
by
Inyokern
To: Just mythoughts
This must be those that Christ speaks of that come in his name, and HE tells them to get away from HIM that HE never knew them. For what it's worth, Jesus probably would have appreciated some of the ideas of classic liberalism. Unfortunately, today's Democrat party seems more interested in moral license than any of the tenets of classic liberalism. IMHO "compassionate conservatism" is classic liberalism dressed in sheep's clothing.
Shalom.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:47:41 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: boris
I think Jesus would be spending time with the Dems. He thought it very important to spend his time trying to reach the sinners.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:48:07 AM PDT
by
airborne
(Death From Above)
To: boris
"It would be a surprise to a lot of folks to discover that there are some very faithful, regular church attendees who aren't going to vote for Bush."Just certain episcopalian churches.
To: boris
By golly they are right! Last election, Jesus Christ voted democrat in Chicago six times, three in Milwaukee for the free cigarettes, punched a stack of six hundred cards in Palm Beach County leaving only seventeen pregnant chads, four times in Philadelphia, and personally cast votes on behalf of Paul Wellstone.
In the off election season Christ has been encouraging Mary-Jo Kopechne to switch party affiliation but has been unable to bring her over to the dark side.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:48:36 AM PDT
by
blackdog
(Hell is an endless hayfield needing to be raked, baled, and put up.)
To: biblewonk
I've also seen people at gay pride with shirts that say "God is gay". There are a lot of sins in this world of which G-d is pretty tolerant. Habakkuk is a book about a prophet wondering when G-d is going to get down to cases and judge sin.
But I have to wonder how long He will tolerate such egregious blasphemy.
G-d isn't sexual at all. That's why G-d is able to tell us how to place sex in its rightful place in our lives. He created sex. He created us. He knows the appropriate ways for the two go together.
And homosexuality is not one of the ways.
Shalom.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:50:39 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: stainlessbanner
"Very faithful church attendees" Bahh!!
They don't know the Lord and he will say to them depart from me you workers of iniquity I never knew you.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:51:03 AM PDT
by
DarthVader
(John Kerry is really Janet Reno dressed up as a man.)
To: ArGee
"For what it's worth, Jesus probably would have appreciated some of the ideas of classic liberalism. Unfortunately, today's Democrat party seems more interested in moral license than any of the tenets of classic liberalism. IMHO "compassionate conservatism" is classic liberalism dressed in sheep's clothing."
Just like the attempt to PERVERT the word marriage on this day, the liberals have successfully PERVERTED that word liberal. Clinton's description "depending on the meaning of the WORD "IS", was quite instructive to the bent liberal mind.
However, what is totally ignored by this bunch is that Christ will return with a "SWORD" double edged, cuts both ways, for a harvest, now that is not a "liberal" idea.
To: boris
Jesus doesn't vote. He's a monarchist.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:54:25 AM PDT
by
dukeman
To: boris
As a Buddhist I have no dog in this fight but I guess they think Jesus would support Osterizing babies in the womb.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:54:37 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Democrat. The abortion party.)
To: DarthVader
To: wmichgrad
Actually, Jesus uses a separate system than we do. He is KING! His vote is the one that counts.All this discussion just shows the mindless pablum that Christians believe today. We have never had a LORD, so we don't understand sovereignty. There will be no vote, no discussion, no excuses, when kneeling before Him. Even the baby killers and sodomites will confess He is King! There is no appeal in His system. There is but one Supreme Judge and 2 possible verdicts.
The Lord will not be mocked!
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:55:12 AM PDT
by
chuckles
To: blackdog
I like your tagline. However, I think Hell is what man made of Heaven when G-d let man run it his way.
Shalom.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:56:16 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: Just mythoughts
Clinton's description "depending on the meaning of the WORD "IS", was quite instructive to the bent liberal mind. Careful, JMT. It was Christianity that started the argument over what the definition of "is" is.
"This is my body, given for you..." (emphasis mine)
Shalom.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:57:36 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: boris
Jesus isn't even a US citizen. This is such a ridiculous exercise, but thanks for posting it for laughter and discussion.
I don't think Jesus would vote at all, in fact there would be no need to, since when he returns it will be the end of the world anyway (if you believe that).
To: chuckles
There will be no vote, no discussion, no excuses, when kneeling before Him. IMHO we won't even be able to open our mouths. If we can, we will be like Isaiah crying: "Woe is me, for I have seen the LORD, and I am a man of unclean lips."
Shalom.
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posted on
08/19/2004 6:59:15 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: boris
After the meeting, members departed to a nearby theater to smoke the chronic and watch a "Hippie Jesus" movie marathon, featuring Jesus Christ Superstar and The Last Temptation of Christ.
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