More likely, Kerry the "Escape-Artist".
1. Escaped the Nam early.
2. Escaped from his first wife with a load o' cash.
3. Escaped his duties as LtGov of Tax-a-Chusettes, getting a whole bunch of nothing done.
4. Escaping his duties in the Senate covering 20+ years, missing a whopping 89% of the votes.
5. Escaped detection by Terezaaaaaah that he was nothing more than a money-hungry gigolo.
sKerry is freaking Houdini!
(Sorry Harry for the comparison)
I'd call him:
Kerry the "Escapism-Artist"
I cannot imagine this guy in a job where he would actually have to show up and work day after day after day. It'd kill him.